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Forum: Current Events 01-07-2017, 04:39 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
That is one damn big bucket. Fuck the bucket, I'd...

That is one damn big bucket. Fuck the bucket, I'd consider buying a rifle if that shit was in my house!
Forum: Current Events 01-07-2017, 02:50 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I don't like cold, at all, for a lot of reasons....

I don't like cold, at all, for a lot of reasons. But yes, I live where the air hurts my face and thank my lucky snowflakes I don't have to deal with the other 3 pictures. Especially that...
Forum: Current Events 07-15-2015, 03:16 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I didn't know about that BigV. Ouch. You guys are...

I didn't know about that BigV. Ouch. You guys are like known for rain. I've loved all the rain this summer. Also, I haven't had to run the A/C units nearly as much, which saves precious dollars on my...
Forum: Current Events 07-14-2015, 11:20 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Last night at work2 we had to (and oh, it was...

Last night at work2 we had to (and oh, it was excruciating. laughing and joking...poor me ;) ) hang out in the training room because tornado sirens were going off. Today more severe storms are...
Forum: Current Events 03-07-2015, 08:16 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Yay KY! It was 45 degrees today! I got my...

Yay KY!

It was 45 degrees today! I got my car from the shop, 250 bucks later, my car is running good. And it's WARM outside.. I am going to live, I swear, keep bringing it on FSM, I can make it...
Forum: Current Events 03-01-2015, 07:34 AM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Well, it's warmer anyway. But it's snowing and...

Well, it's warmer anyway. But it's snowing and snowing and snowing. They're calling for seven inches (well, who isn't?) It's pretty until you have to go out and drive in it.

I hope this is the...
Forum: Current Events 02-20-2015, 08:20 AM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
I know, right? I want to yell at someone or...

I know, right? I want to yell at someone or something about this cold crap. It won't do any good but it feels like someone (or something) needs to take some goddam responsibility for it!

I'm off...
Forum: Current Events 02-19-2015, 08:02 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I know, right? Buncha bullshit cold crap. I'm so...

I know, right? Buncha bullshit cold crap. I'm so sick of it!
Forum: Current Events 02-19-2015, 07:56 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I am so mad at the cold I could kill it. Only I...

I am so mad at the cold I could kill it. Only I can't. I can only complain and that makes no difference either. So I'll complain and pretend I can stab it right in the face.

Goddamn it! This is...
Forum: Current Events 02-19-2015, 10:36 AM
Replies: 2,231
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Posted By infinite monkey
Minus 5 this morning. 3 now. Wind chill minus 17...

Minus 5 this morning. 3 now. Wind chill minus 17 now.
Forum: Current Events 02-16-2015, 02:15 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
;)

;)
Forum: Current Events 02-16-2015, 12:41 PM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Oh, fuck YOU. :p: 22 degrees would feel like...

Oh, fuck YOU. :p:

22 degrees would feel like a tropical heatwave right about now.

And it ain't getting much warmer anytime soon. See, we got spoiled, see? A mild winter, see? So's just in case...
Forum: Current Events 01-11-2015, 04:36 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
ding ding ding! I thought that was common...

ding ding ding!

I thought that was common knowledge. Yeah, I know all the jokes, they don't bother me. And mine is nice, with an extended living room, my LR is huge...and it's all mine. Mine mine...
Forum: Current Events 01-11-2015, 02:05 PM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Oh guys. Love ya, but you're way off. There's a...

Oh guys. Love ya, but you're way off. There's a clue in a post here somewhere. ;)
Forum: Current Events 01-10-2015, 07:45 PM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
I let the water trickle. There is no basement....

I let the water trickle. There is no basement. Pipes aren't underground. I do keep the doors open under the sinks and have heaters nearby.

It's just how it is in my habitat. :)
Forum: Current Events 01-09-2015, 09:21 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Thanks Griff. I'm trying really hard to not be...

Thanks Griff. I'm trying really hard to not be such a reactive crazy person.

And guess what? My car just started, and I have water to the bathroom sink and tub again! Not the kitchen yet, but I'm...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 05:59 PM
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Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
I already cleaned out that room, months ago. But...

I already cleaned out that room, months ago. But procrastinated on everything else anyway. I'm impossible. ;)
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 12:01 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Thanks. :) One good thing is that the toilet...

Thanks. :)

One good thing is that the toilet works (I'd almost forgotten to worry about it!) If that didn't work, and with no water to put in buckets to force flush, I'd have to call my brother...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 10:49 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Thanks. I walked down to the restaurant down the...

Thanks. I walked down to the restaurant down the road (so bundled up I felt like Frances mcdormand in Fargo) and am having coffee and tomato soup. I have bottled water and plenty of coffee and hot...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 10:31 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Well, that's not gonna happen. My car, which...

Well, that's not gonna happen. My car, which always always always starts, won't start. It went 'oom ooom ooom ooom' so I tried again and it went 'ooom, clicky clicky click.'

So now that's...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 10:06 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Yeah, I don't know what my major malfunction is...

Yeah, I don't know what my major malfunction is with dealing with things. I was worried about the mess in the spare room (can't let a repair guy see that or the world will end) and I've fixed all...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 09:18 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
I wasn't saying you were saying I'm an idiot. I'M...

I wasn't saying you were saying I'm an idiot. I'M saying I'm an idiot. ;)

Yeah, I own the place. I rent the space it's on. You can infer from there. It's in a 55 and older get-up (I'm one of the...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 08:57 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Yeah, probably. It's my fault. I don't have my...

Yeah, probably. It's my fault. I don't have my gas turned on because my gas company said I had to have work done on my furnace but that work can't be done by a furnace guy it has to be a plumber and...
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 08:45 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
Well, my pipes are frozen. I have no water and...

Well, my pipes are frozen. I have no water and it's freezing in here. I feel like crying.
Forum: Current Events 01-08-2015, 07:34 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 526,650
Posted By infinite monkey
This. Only we don't have a windshield factor. We...

This. Only we don't have a windshield factor. We do have a windchill factor...local news says 20 to 30 below, factoring in the factor. ;)

Crazy cold. Takes your breath away cold. Painful cold....
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