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Forum: Nothingland 02-02-2016, 11:25 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
:hug:

:hug:
Forum: Nothingland 02-02-2016, 11:14 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Is living in a shoebox a step up or down from...

Is living in a shoebox a step up or down from living in a shoe?
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2015, 10:07 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
It's more important than length, except in things...

It's more important than length, except in things like socks. And skulls.
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2015, 11:25 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2015, 10:58 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Dense and hot. Sounds like a guy I dated once.

Dense and hot. Sounds like a guy I dated once.
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2015, 10:23 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Well then I'll just thank my lucky stars I...

Well then I'll just thank my lucky stars I haven't been subjected to them. Thanks Lucky Stars, now can I win the lottery? kthxbai, Lucky Stars.
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2015, 09:48 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Well fuck a duck, dudes. I thought maybe that was...

Well fuck a duck, dudes. I thought maybe that was a nickname for some sort of bug I've already HEARD OF! No, it's an entirely new-to-me kind of bug. WTF? :eek:

So, online sez they're mostly...
Forum: Nothingland 03-21-2015, 09:27 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Ohhhh, see, I had the perspective all wrong....

Ohhhh, see, I had the perspective all wrong. Thanks for de-confusing me!
Forum: Nothingland 03-20-2015, 03:16 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I'm confused. Are you working in a restaurant and...

I'm confused. Are you working in a restaurant and they wouldn't give you their order, or are you ordering in a restaurant and they wouldn't...um, I don't know?
Forum: Nothingland 01-09-2015, 12:56 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Hey, yeah, you're right. I'm just reporting as I...

Hey, yeah, you're right. I'm just reporting as I see it. I'm like the sock media. But sure, now I'm going to get blamed because a whole bunch of copycats are going to start throwing one of a pair of...
Forum: Nothingland 01-09-2015, 12:11 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I'm sorry. I really should think of the socks. I...

I'm sorry. I really should think of the socks. I shouldn't be such a sock extremist.
Forum: Nothingland 01-09-2015, 12:06 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I don't know why for sure, but I just lol'd at...

I don't know why for sure, but I just lol'd at the image of this big old fluffy sock next to a sad little went-through-the-dryer sock.
Forum: Nothingland 10-17-2014, 10:37 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
And I have a grown nephew who completed his...

And I have a grown nephew who completed his college education quite well, joined the Marines as an officer, and is training to be a helicopter pilot for the Marines. Education is always good. Your...
Forum: Nothingland 10-17-2014, 12:48 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I think it's great, Lola. You never know what...

I think it's great, Lola. You never know what might inspire a kid. There's a kid in my neighborhood who doesn't have a lot of advantages so I always ask him about school and I tell him he should be a...
Forum: Nothingland 02-27-2013, 12:55 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Yeah, I knew a woman (in fact, the craziest of...

Yeah, I knew a woman (in fact, the craziest of them all during The Reign of Terror) who told me that when she had her convertible she'd leave the windows down so no one would cut her lid to get into...
Forum: Nothingland 02-27-2013, 12:40 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
That right there made me laugh! Thanks man. :)

That right there made me laugh! Thanks man. :)
Forum: Nothingland 02-27-2013, 12:28 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Totally sucks. I hate that shit. You're just...

Totally sucks. I hate that shit. You're just trying to live your life and mind your own business and some punkass has gotta fuck things up. Like breaking into your car. Like running into your car and...
Forum: Nothingland 03-15-2012, 07:55 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Ugh. Dude. That sucks. It does seem like...

Ugh. Dude. That sucks.

It does seem like everything hits people all at once. I feel your pain. Hang in there.

:(
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2012, 06:56 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Let's go camping.

Let's go camping.
Forum: Nothingland 12-14-2011, 03:46 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Oh you wacky people! Yeah, I did think of it...

Oh you wacky people!

Yeah, I did think of it later but it took me awhile. Funny how we get so used to a certain way it's hard to see it any other way. Especially when you have a day that could...
Forum: Nothingland 12-14-2011, 03:17 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
You ordered it in APRIL? That's crazy!

You ordered it in APRIL? That's crazy!
Forum: Nothingland 12-08-2011, 10:50 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Out of my four cats, two had a plastic allergy. I...

Out of my four cats, two had a plastic allergy. I found out soon when Toonces started looking like Mick Jagger, his lips so swollen from eating from his plastic bowl. Doc H told me that many cats are...
Forum: Nothingland 12-08-2011, 09:19 AM
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Views: 601,634
Posted By infinite monkey
Hee. I used to say, when both Taj and Gaines were...

Hee. I used to say, when both Taj and Gaines were still with me, I had a sale on cats going: 2 for $1.98 or 1 for $500. Jokingly. They can drive you bonkers, even as you love them.

But I'm not...
Forum: Nothingland 12-07-2011, 05:27 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 601,634
Posted By infinite monkey
Why would cats chew cables? That is weird. I...

Why would cats chew cables? That is weird. I don't think any of my cats chewed anything like that.







I want a cat. :(
Forum: Nothingland 12-01-2011, 01:31 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Google is like the little boy in 3rd grade....

Google is like the little boy in 3rd grade. Google has a HUGE crush on you but like the little boy, doesn't know quite how to express it. So Google dips your pigtails in the inkwell and pulls your...
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