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Forum: Current Events 02-26-2013, 08:20 AM
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Posted By Trilby
I'd've taken him to the tanning salon. ...

I'd've taken him to the tanning salon.


And put it up to 11.
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2012, 06:36 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Again, a Simpson's ref. Burns was in the...

Again, a Simpson's ref.

Burns was in the pokey and a big black guy wanted to convert him to Christianity. The BBG told Burns to 'reject Satan!' and Burns answered 'Why can't you reject your guy?'...
Forum: Current Events 12-13-2012, 06:53 AM
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Posted By Trilby
the guy is clearly mentally ill. or else...

the guy is clearly mentally ill.

or else he's a fucking asshole.

sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
Forum: Current Events 12-12-2012, 05:40 PM
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Posted By Trilby
You know, I have been calling her crazypants but...

You know, I have been calling her crazypants but I like Almond Joy much much better. It's more....respectful somehow.

thanks!
Forum: Current Events 12-12-2012, 06:32 AM
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Posted By Trilby
My neighbor ('crazypants') and I have a...

My neighbor ('crazypants') and I have a relationship similar to that.

We've both been trespassed from the other's property. Officially. With police records and everything. She's the woman who...
Forum: Current Events 12-09-2012, 05:35 AM
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Posted By Trilby
whatever she was ethnically, nationally,...

whatever she was ethnically, nationally, whatever---she felt bad about what had been done to her and it pushed her over the edge.

people are fragile (Fra-jill-eh; it's Italian) and some more so...
Forum: Current Events 12-08-2012, 03:44 PM
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Posted By Trilby
Oh, wow. The nurse who was the subject of a...

Oh, wow.

The nurse who was the subject of a prank call about Kate being in the hospital (some DJ's called and pretended to be Queen and Duke or whatever) and this nurse has now been found dead.
...
Forum: Current Events 12-08-2012, 11:26 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Not unless it's a suppository and you...

Not unless it's a suppository and you accidentally poop it out.


(shades of Trainspotting) The Filthiest Toilet in Edinborough
Forum: Current Events 12-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Not in my Dutch-to-English book. It's a synonym...

Not in my Dutch-to-English book. It's a synonym for 'partake of yourself why don't you?'
Forum: Current Events 12-08-2012, 08:32 AM
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Posted By Trilby
yeah, destroy them, right. Just the thing I'd do...

yeah, destroy them, right. Just the thing I'd do if I were a Dutch narcotics officer.


Hey! New career idea coming!!!
Forum: Current Events 10-14-2012, 09:35 AM
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Posted By Trilby
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make...

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think - Dorothy Parker

It is totally unfair how things just freaking grow like massive beasts in England. All they have to do is throw down some...
Forum: Current Events 10-14-2012, 09:29 AM
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Posted By Trilby
:lol: you slay me. and those cows are,...

:lol:

you slay me.

and those cows are, as bruce said, teh ghey things in the cartoon. Those are some gay-assed cows.

but what I think is really the silver lining on the cloud is that the...
Forum: Current Events 09-18-2012, 09:20 AM
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Posted By Trilby
twas a joke, Spexx. a little tiny joke. PS...

twas a joke, Spexx. a little tiny joke.

PS what's an Ent?
Forum: Current Events 09-16-2012, 05:57 AM
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Posted By Trilby
that looks like the thing Homer throws out of his...

that looks like the thing Homer throws out of his car window on the way home (though his is glowing an eerie greenish color)

so, now we know Springfield is somewhere in Texas! it all makes sense...
Forum: Current Events 09-16-2012, 05:55 AM
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Posted By Trilby
This is clearly a French Canadian move to...

This is clearly a French Canadian move to dominate, nay, control the maple syrup supply. It's a kin to North Korea controlling plutonium. We're in wicked deep trouble people. Wicked deep.

I...
Forum: Current Events 08-04-2012, 04:29 PM
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Posted By Trilby
I :heartpump Vermont for many, many reasons. ...

I :heartpump Vermont for many, many reasons.

One reason is that you can go about naked if you want.

I like a state with a sense of humor.
Forum: Current Events 07-25-2012, 06:58 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Hey! Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution!

Hey! Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution!
Forum: Current Events 04-06-2012, 08:26 AM
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Posted By Trilby
What fresh hideousness is this?

What fresh hideousness is this?
Forum: Current Events 12-02-2011, 06:23 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Finally!

Finally!
Forum: Current Events 11-19-2011, 05:57 AM
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Posted By Trilby
jermaine is very much like Bugs Bunny in the...

jermaine is very much like Bugs Bunny in the respect that at the exact moment when he needs a tiny piano or a xylophone, he has one.

That is probably why I love him so much.
Forum: Current Events 11-09-2011, 05:23 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Trilby
WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?...

WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?

Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. ...
Forum: Current Events 11-08-2011, 05:19 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Let's giver her a medal.

Let's giver her a medal.
Forum: Current Events 10-19-2011, 07:53 AM
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Posted By Trilby
you know there's a panther roaming around north...

you know there's a panther roaming around north dayton, don't you?
Forum: Current Events 08-18-2011, 09:36 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Two-dollar a gallon gas is people!

Two-dollar a gallon gas is people!
Forum: Current Events 08-10-2011, 06:09 AM
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Posted By Trilby
Wallabies need N.A.

Wallabies need N.A.
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