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Forum: Home Base 05-21-2012, 02:50 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
Welcome to France

Welcome to France
Forum: Home Base 04-11-2012, 11:01 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red,...

Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.
Forum: Home Base 03-29-2012, 01:19 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
The French driving licence is really a three fold...

The French driving licence is really a three fold pink paper. I just took out the tape, mine is even 21 cm. ;)
Forum: Home Base 03-27-2012, 05:46 PM
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What is pink, eighteen centimeters long that is...

What is pink, eighteen centimeters long that is desired by nearly all 18 years old French girls?
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2012, 01:29 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
I'll make sure to bring one. And I'll work to be...

I'll make sure to bring one. And I'll work to be fast on the draw.

In case discretion is required, a nice K-Bar should do it.
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2012, 08:47 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
I might try that one with a a bumper sticker...

I might try that one with a a bumper sticker "Proud to be French !"

Do you think my chances will be better ?
Forum: Home Base 01-03-2012, 01:41 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
So, when a girl says that you're a pig when you...

So, when a girl says that you're a pig when you have sex, she's lauding you with praise :)
Forum: Home Base 12-17-2011, 06:34 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
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Forum: Home Base 12-14-2011, 06:05 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
CHAOS: Chief Has Arrived On Scene

CHAOS: Chief Has Arrived On Scene
Forum: Home Base 12-09-2011, 02:05 PM
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Posted By GunMaster357
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began...
Forum: Home Base 09-09-2011, 07:05 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement...

Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer,...
Forum: Home Base 09-07-2011, 05:29 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
Q. What is the cheapest meat? A. Deer balls,...

Q. What is the cheapest meat?

A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Forum: Home Base 09-05-2011, 10:50 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
:lol2:

:lol2:
Forum: Home Base 09-05-2011, 08:47 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a...

The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary:

Boss: "What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?"

Lady: "I do not know. I have never been paper clipped"
Forum: Home Base 08-28-2011, 06:52 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
"Oh shit!" Smart guy got it in one... ...

"Oh shit!" Smart guy got it in one...


Well, shit happens.
Forum: Home Base 08-25-2011, 09:12 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
Little Patrick asked his teacher if he could go...

Little Patrick asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes.

When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands.

When he got back to class his...
Forum: Home Base 07-26-2011, 08:02 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
What's the difference between a watchman and a...

What's the difference between a watchman and a police officer?



As a watchman, you may feel like a cop
but as a police officer, you can cop a feel
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2011, 03:42 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
I have nothing against "big" boobs as long as...

I have nothing against "big" boobs as long as they're Mother Nature's gift. It is the artificial ones that I don't like. I especially dislike the feel when I touch them.
Forum: Home Base 06-18-2011, 09:20 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
The best fun are the children comments. ...

The best fun are the children comments.

While not shocked, I agree that it's was a poor choice for a morning talk show.

I am a guy and I love tits but I don't understand this fascination with...
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2011, 08:51 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
A young , attractive woman thought she might have...

A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"
...
Forum: Home Base 05-16-2011, 07:13 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
THe other day, I was walking down the street when...

THe other day, I was walking down the street when I saw a guy coming out of a well known brothel. Just as he started to walk, he crossed himself.

Out of curiosity, I went to him asking "Mister,...
Forum: Home Base 05-09-2011, 08:53 AM
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Posted By GunMaster357
I still don't see it as funny. It's lame.

I still don't see it as funny. It's lame.
Forum: Home Base 05-09-2011, 07:54 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By GunMaster357
I came across the following joke but I fail to...

I came across the following joke but I fail to see where it is funny :



If at all possible, can someone give me an explanation?

Since I don't get it, I hope it shouldn't be in the TASTELESS...
Forum: Home Base 03-21-2011, 04:42 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By GunMaster357
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided...

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
Forum: Home Base 03-09-2011, 03:35 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,055,395
Posted By GunMaster357
Thank you all

Thank you all
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