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Forum: Nothingland 08-13-2020, 06:57 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
I don't think this qualifies as my bum being...

I don't think this qualifies as my bum being scorched or my groove being stoned, or whatever the phrases are, so I'll have to content myself with being mildly irritated.

I've lost count of the...
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2020, 10:09 PM
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Posted By Carruthers
That's the fourth quarter, not the fourth fourth.

That's the fourth quarter, not the fourth fourth.
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2020, 10:47 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
I don't think that I have ever seen or heard...

I don't think that I have ever seen or heard 'fourths' used instead of quarters, on this side of the Atlantic, although it has the merit of consistency.

Just my 25c worth.
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2020, 05:46 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
What happened to ed?

I have noticed that the final syllable 'ed' seems to have disappeared from a number of words.

I have seen examples such as:

I am not bias.

He is vex.

They are prejudice.
Forum: Nothingland 03-19-2020, 05:11 PM
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Posted By Carruthers
Fortunately I have so far managed to avoid the...

Fortunately I have so far managed to avoid the great bog roll brouhaha.
Some months ago it became evident that my 1992 car was unlikely to pass its MoT (annual test) so I took the plunge and ordered...
Forum: Nothingland 03-19-2020, 10:13 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
The phone rang at 0725 today. A call before...

The phone rang at 0725 today.
A call before about 0900 is usually an urgent matter if not a full blown emergency.
Having rushed to answer I was greeted with the usual call centre noises associated...
Forum: Nothingland 03-08-2020, 10:24 PM
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Posted By Carruthers
It's 0320 and I'm wide awake. I've just...

It's 0320 and I'm wide awake.

I've just been woken up by a police helicopter (distinctive sound) that hasn't moved more than a few hundred yards in the last ten minutes.

Presumably there's...
Forum: Nothingland 02-18-2020, 08:24 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Mine is now in "Working well, leave it alone"...

Mine is now in "Working well, leave it alone" mode. ;)
Forum: Nothingland 02-17-2020, 04:57 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
TBH, more than mildly irritating, but anyway... ...

TBH, more than mildly irritating, but anyway...

Last Thursday's power cut during one of our recurrent bouts of bad weather (https://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=1046677&postcount=2088) wasn't...
Forum: Nothingland 10-31-2019, 10:37 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
On Monday an instantly recognisable letter (UK...

On Monday an instantly recognisable letter (UK Dwellars will shudder) from HMRC landed on the mat, the latest in a saga. (Post #6604 et seq)

A few months ago my tax code was adjusted so that more...
Forum: Nothingland 10-25-2019, 10:06 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Many thanks for that, Clod! That will help...

Many thanks for that, Clod!

That will help enormously.

Such was the struggle I had, more than one discouraging word was heard on the range that night.

Ta! :thumb:
Forum: Nothingland 10-25-2019, 08:56 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Irritations are, almost by definition, pretty...

Irritations are, almost by definition, pretty trivial so you have been warned.

(i) I recently renewed my passport and the chances of it being used for its intended purpose are about four fifths of...
Forum: Nothingland 08-22-2019, 04:14 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Unfortunately, yes! However, the tubs of...

Unfortunately, yes!

However, the tubs of chocolates have been, for many years, associated with Christmas which seems to start earlier every year.

The usual pattern is for them to appear just...
Forum: Nothingland 08-21-2019, 05:38 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Usual Wednesday grocery run this morning. The...

Usual Wednesday grocery run this morning.
The first thing I saw on entering Tesco was large pallet loads of Rowntree and Cadbury chocolate tubs. You know, the sort of thing you have at Christmas....
Forum: Nothingland 03-11-2019, 09:58 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
The saga goes on. Four weeks and two days...

The saga goes on.

Four weeks and two days since my last letter from HMRC, the curse of the tax inspector has struck again. It's a notice of coding for the FY 2019-20.
It seems that I shall being...
Forum: Nothingland 02-09-2019, 02:58 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
It would probably be OK to send them a cheque and...

It would probably be OK to send them a cheque and discharge your liabilities.
I think Dad did that on one occasion a few years ago.
My worry would be that not only would they cash the cheque they'd...
Forum: Nothingland 02-08-2019, 11:23 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Extract it... well, it's akin to dentistry. :eek:...

Extract it... well, it's akin to dentistry. :eek:

A code is sent to employer or pension company by HMRC so that tax is paid at source.

You get what's left. :mad:
Forum: Nothingland 02-08-2019, 06:49 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
The sole item in this morning's post was a brown...

The sole item in this morning's post was a brown envelope marked 'HM Revenue & Customs'.

Most Brits will be familiar with the feeling that the cold, clammy hand of the tax inspector has just...
Forum: Nothingland 11-02-2018, 09:44 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
That reminded me of the maxim that we're only...

That reminded me of the maxim that we're only ever four meals away from anarchy, at least on this side of the Atlantic. Read on:



Link...
Forum: Nothingland 06-24-2018, 04:42 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Nipped out for some milk earlier this AM,...

Nipped out for some milk earlier this AM, (remember that 'AM', you'll need it later)
and spotted this notice in the Post Office window.

64086

The USP of the 24 Hour clock is that it avoids...
Forum: Nothingland 06-15-2018, 03:05 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Unfortunately that doesn't work. I'd concluded...

Unfortunately that doesn't work. I'd concluded that IP addresses might have been the stumbling block here.
A search has come up with an article from the (UK) Evening Standard...



Evening...
Forum: Nothingland 06-14-2018, 08:51 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Another day another irritation. When...

Another day another irritation.

When attempting to access aspendailynews.com I get this:

64023

Similarly, clicking on the wnep.com link in Griff's post...
Forum: Nothingland 06-12-2018, 01:45 PM
Replies: 6,763
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Posted By Carruthers
My Dad's uncle worked in a putty factory in...

My Dad's uncle worked in a putty factory in Beverley, Yorkshire.
He said that the only difference between oak putty and elm putty was seven shillings and sixpence a barrel. :)
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 11:37 AM
Replies: 6,763
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Posted By Carruthers
6399663997 I suppose a more accurate...

6399663997

I suppose a more accurate description would be salad dressing.
Since the nation's trendsetters are now using it as a sandwich filling, the marketing bods at Heinz wish to call it...
Forum: Nothingland 06-08-2018, 08:35 AM
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Posted By Carruthers
Another bit of chicanery is the practice of using...

Another bit of chicanery is the practice of using different units when comparing different sized packs of the same product.
Eg 17.5p per 100g for say a 500g pack, or £1.85 per kilo for the kilo...
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