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Forum: Home Base 05-24-2020, 08:28 AM
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Posted By sexobon
Have you tried giving him a piece of your Kit Kat...

Have you tried giving him a piece of your Kit Kat bar?

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Forum: Home Base 05-23-2020, 03:22 PM
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Posted By sexobon
He couldn't have been very important, you already...

He couldn't have been very important, you already forgot his name. :p:
Forum: Home Base 05-23-2020, 11:06 AM
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Posted By sexobon
It's been 5 days; but, I suppose that can seem...

It's been 5 days; but, I suppose that can seem like a week when you're in love.:luv:
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2020, 05:43 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again! If you...

Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again!
If you don't sing the song, he can't come back!
How can he come back, if you don't sing the song?
You, yes, you behind the googly eyes, sing the silly song,...
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2020, 03:50 PM
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Posted By sexobon
If you want Undertoad to come back, you have to...

If you want Undertoad to come back, you have to sing the Sweet Polly Purebred song. Just substitute "Undertoad" for "Underdog." You can do it; but, you don't have to do it...it's up to you. Remember;...
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2020, 03:09 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Oh, I don't know that he'd want to. Tw has made...

Oh, I don't know that he'd want to. Tw has made DanaC a surrogate for UT and UT might like that. Keep a lookout for a UT sockpuppet.
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2019, 01:28 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Rates are good - pulse rate, respiratory rate …...

Rates are good - pulse rate, respiratory rate … even if they're not quite what you'd like them to be.
Forum: Home Base 10-17-2019, 05:22 PM
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Posted By sexobon
I've always liked the simple version we had in...

I've always liked the simple version we had in the military:

Life is hard, then you die.
Forum: Home Base 10-16-2019, 04:36 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Better offline than flatline. (old saying I...

Better offline than flatline.

(old saying I just made up)
Forum: Home Base 10-13-2019, 08:32 PM
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Posted By sexobon
He left a footprint.

He left a footprint.
Forum: Home Base 08-15-2019, 08:37 PM
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Posted By sexobon
At least wear a medical alert bracelet that says...

At least wear a medical alert bracelet that says - In case of emergency, notify fargon @ cellar.org.
Forum: Home Base 08-14-2019, 08:33 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Chandler?

Chandler?
Forum: Home Base 08-14-2019, 04:38 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Looking for clues... Hell hath no fury...

Looking for clues...



Hell hath no fury like an exbartendress stiffed.

She may have done him in. :eek:
Forum: Home Base 08-07-2019, 05:00 PM
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Posted By sexobon
You're beginning to show symptoms of withdrawal....

You're beginning to show symptoms of withdrawal. Go back and reread some of his old posts. Wean yourself off him gradually. Don't try to do this cold turkey!
Forum: Home Base 07-27-2019, 11:05 AM
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Views: 883,869
Posted By sexobon
Those pesky aliens abducted him again. They're a...

Those pesky aliens abducted him again. They're a bunch of party animals.
Forum: Home Base 06-15-2019, 10:20 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Big Sarge is having flashbacks...

Big Sarge is having flashbacks (https://cellar.org/member.php?u=16984).
Forum: Home Base 06-07-2019, 10:58 PM
Replies: 3,267
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Posted By sexobon
You remembered the Orion slave girls (also known...

You remembered the Orion slave girls (also known as Orion animal women)!

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Forum: Home Base 06-07-2019, 05:06 PM
Replies: 3,267
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Posted By sexobon
Waiting to hear all about your alien abduction....

Waiting to hear all about your alien abduction. Did they probe you?
Forum: Home Base 06-06-2019, 09:45 PM
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Posted By sexobon
:tinfoil: FCcdr4O-3gE?start=14&end=31

:tinfoil:

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Forum: Home Base 06-05-2019, 09:00 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Yuppies.

Yuppies.
Forum: Home Base 05-31-2019, 07:14 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Maybe it wasn't you; but, somebody else. ...

Maybe it wasn't you; but, somebody else.

(hint: check my previous link)
Forum: Home Base 05-31-2019, 04:53 PM
Replies: 3,267
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Posted By sexobon
Didn't know I could do ventriloquism did you?

Didn't know I could do ventriloquism did you?
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2019, 04:17 PM
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Posted By sexobon
No reason she can't be a stripper for a living...

No reason she can't be a stripper for a living and take up serial killing as a hobby. It'll make for a good book and a movie from that. Voila, fame!
Forum: Home Base 12-30-2018, 12:37 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Just remember that if you become rich and famous...

Just remember that if you become rich and famous off your games and start socializing with the pretties in the glamourous crowd, you'll have to give the ring back when you dump your betrothed.

But...
Forum: Home Base 12-30-2018, 11:06 AM
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Posted By sexobon
And you would have had to have learned about it...

And you would have had to have learned about it here as there's no engagement ring to be seen in pics posted, in the other thread, in which that hand has been concealed.
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