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Forum: Nothingland 10-03-2020, 09:29 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Perhaps; but, reasonable can be boring. I'll...

Perhaps; but, reasonable can be boring.

I'll be reasonable; however, just for you, just this one time.

The flavor is produced by more than one brand. Another one explains it...
Forum: Nothingland 10-03-2020, 12:42 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
They probably added the word "crunch" after...

They probably added the word "crunch" after finding it was contaminated with coconut shell.
Forum: Nothingland 01-18-2020, 02:37 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Well, that's out. They've been stripped of their...

Well, that's out. They've been stripped of their "Royal" titles.



https://sussexroyal.com/

ETA: Maybe they can change the website to sussexgrace.com and the brand along with it to Sussex...
Forum: Nothingland 01-18-2020, 07:55 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Fake news. Except for who broke up the...

Fake news.

Except for who broke up the Beatles.
Forum: Nothingland 01-17-2020, 04:01 AM
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Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Youze guys, Kemosabe? I was being sarcastic about...

Youze guys, Kemosabe? I was being sarcastic about a royal family that has reportedly marginalized them and a public, especially the tabloids, that has ostracized them (supposedly because Markle is...
Forum: Nothingland 01-15-2020, 11:20 PM
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Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
I might change my username to Sussexobon.

I might change my username to Sussexobon.
Forum: Nothingland 01-14-2020, 10:07 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Gosh, I sure hope they'll be OK. They seem like...

Gosh, I sure hope they'll be OK. They seem like nice people. They'll be far away from family and their adoring British citizenry though.
Forum: Nothingland 01-14-2020, 09:46 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
How are they going yo make a living? Will they...

How are they going yo make a living? Will they become desperate and appear in their own reality royality TV show? Would it have a cheesy name like Royals - Canadian Style? :(
Forum: Nothingland 01-13-2020, 01:02 AM
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Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
I'm just worried sick about Harry and Meghan....

I'm just worried sick about Harry and Meghan. :sadpace:
Forum: Nothingland 12-27-2019, 10:35 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Stealing Christmas a minor crime? We'll need...

Stealing Christmas a minor crime?

We'll need a Grinch Statute to make it a felony.
Forum: Nothingland 12-27-2019, 10:23 AM
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Views: 3,608,166
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Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2019, 01:18 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Maybe future you found a way to break the time...

Maybe future you found a way to break the time barrier in a call to present you with information on what stocks to buy and what lottery numbers to play to make future you better off.
Forum: Nothingland 11-21-2018, 08:34 PM
Replies: 11,270
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Posted By sexobon
Sorry BigV.

Sorry BigV.
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2018, 04:45 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
You know the old saying: If your nose runs...

You know the old saying:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're upside down.
Forum: Nothingland 09-08-2018, 11:11 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
They might do OK and pick something like Beest's...

They might do OK and pick something like Beest's birthstone.
Forum: Nothingland 09-08-2018, 07:09 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Sorry monster.

Sorry monster.
Forum: Nothingland 08-24-2018, 09:53 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Your story upset me, primarily because there's no...

Your story upset me, primarily because there's no mention of naked women in it.

Why was that problem person allowed on the boat in the first place?
Forum: Nothingland 04-22-2018, 04:43 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Funny retort embedded; but, it's not for the...

Funny retort embedded; but, it's not for the squeamish:

Congratulations, you've stopped picking your nose while eating!
Forum: Nothingland 11-16-2017, 05:50 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
No glamorous female celebrities have come forward...

No glamorous female celebrities have come forward to accuse me of sexual harassment. I'm a failure. :sniff:
Forum: Nothingland 03-18-2017, 03:40 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Remember, if your nose runs and your feet...

Remember, if your nose runs and your feet smell...you're upside down!
Forum: Nothingland 01-19-2017, 09:45 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Well then I'm surprised they didn't accuse you of...

Well then I'm surprised they didn't accuse you of holding your breath until someone gave you your way and when they wouldn't you passed out.
Forum: Nothingland 01-19-2017, 08:17 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
They were probably thinking of fasting...

They were probably thinking of fasting hypoglycemia (http://www.hormone.org/questions-and-answers/2013/nondiabetic-hypoglycemia); but, mislabeled it anorexia. The term fasting is a category that...
Forum: Nothingland 11-09-2016, 05:03 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
It was the dirty old man vote that put Trump on...

It was the dirty old man vote that put Trump on top. The dirty old men voted for the candidate with the best looking daughter: Hillary didn't stand a chance.
Forum: Nothingland 11-09-2016, 01:53 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
If it is of any consolation, a Trump will be...

If it is of any consolation, a Trump will be easier to impeach than a Clinton. Depending on what your definition of is, is, of course.
Forum: Nothingland 11-02-2016, 09:39 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,608,166
Posted By sexobon
Perhaps you just need to be beat up. Oh,...

Perhaps you just need to be beat up.

Oh, wait a minute. I think I got a couple of words in the wrong order.

Perhaps you just need to be up beat.

There, that's better.

When the world gives...
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