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Forum: Nothingland 05-22-2020, 11:11 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Today I got a second auto insurance policy...

Today I got a second auto insurance policy dividend of $17.62.

Running total: $52.86.
Forum: Nothingland 05-19-2020, 01:59 PM
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Posted By sexobon
Cats can get coronavirus. Maybe its owners are...

Cats can get coronavirus. Maybe its owners are social distancing from it. You never know what its contact history could be.
Forum: Nothingland 05-19-2020, 08:12 AM
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Posted By sexobon
The squirrel might think you're an interspecies...

The squirrel might think you're an interspecies two-timer; but, the cat can always eat the squirrel.
Forum: Nothingland 05-14-2020, 10:08 AM
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Posted By sexobon
If I'm wearing a mask AND gloves, I can grab a...

If I'm wearing a mask AND gloves, I can grab a dumb blonde's pussy and say: Turn your head to the side and cough. She'll appreciate that she got COVID-19 tested just like the men!
Forum: Nothingland 05-12-2020, 06:05 PM
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Posted By sexobon
I'll have a sarsaparilla.

I'll have a sarsaparilla.
Forum: Nothingland 05-12-2020, 04:59 PM
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Posted By sexobon
$35.24, looks like xoB is buying the first round.

$35.24, looks like xoB is buying the first round.
Forum: Nothingland 05-07-2020, 10:55 PM
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Posted By sexobon
I found something to like about wearing masks in...

I found something to like about wearing masks in public. I can whistle at an attractive gal; then, look at the guy nearest to me and say: Stop that!
Forum: Nothingland 05-05-2020, 09:10 PM
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Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
They make you jump through all those hoops, doing...

They make you jump through all those hoops, doing all that paperwork; so, you'll have put too much effort into the process to wanna drop out of it. Then, they'll tell you about the psyche eval for...
Forum: Nothingland 05-01-2020, 10:00 PM
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Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
70471 :lol:

70471

:lol:
Forum: Nothingland 04-27-2020, 06:34 PM
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Posted By sexobon
They want one time use items to be of materials...

They want one time use items to be of materials that are easily recyclable. The goal is to keep plastics out of the oceans.
Forum: Nothingland 04-27-2020, 05:54 PM
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Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
The EU passed a resolution to phase out one time...

The EU passed a resolution to phase out one time use plastics, like beverage bottles, over the next five years. They may be seeing a lot more glass. I haven't heard how that will go in the UK now...
Forum: Nothingland 04-15-2020, 01:04 PM
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Posted By sexobon
They were available when I posted the link. :(

They were available when I posted the link. :(
Forum: Nothingland 04-15-2020, 09:00 AM
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Posted By sexobon
What's old is new again. -gcuJ0uKn2Y

What's old is new again.

-gcuJ0uKn2Y
Forum: Nothingland 04-14-2020, 09:19 PM
Replies: 12,807
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Posted By sexobon
How do you like that, the hair clippers I linked...

How do you like that, the hair clippers I linked to in my previous post are all gone.
Forum: Nothingland 04-12-2020, 06:09 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
Nice work. Those old fashioned clippers sound...

Nice work. Those old fashioned clippers sound like a buzz saw. OSHA may require everyone in the room to have hearing protection. They probably zip right through the heavy layers though.

I got...
Forum: Nothingland 03-21-2020, 09:48 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
The old High Definition Earth Viewing (HDEV)...

The old High Definition Earth Viewing (HDEV) experiment's term of service expired and the Live Feed cameras are being used to fill the void. The HDEV link is still active though and carries the Live...
Forum: Nothingland 03-20-2020, 10:30 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
I finally saw something move on the International...

I finally saw something move on the International Space Station (ISS) in real time. What looked like a projecting instrument array was retracted back through a portal and a hatch closed behind it....
Forum: Nothingland 03-07-2020, 04:48 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
I'll take their word that it's British; but,...

I'll take their word that it's British; but, won't delve into it 'cause it contains the word "job" and sounds too much like work.
Forum: Nothingland 02-09-2020, 10:31 PM
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Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
That doesn't work for me. Have a safe trip anyway.

That doesn't work for me. Have a safe trip anyway.
Forum: Nothingland 02-09-2020, 06:21 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
Does that mean you have to come back before...

Does that mean you have to come back before spring break?
Forum: Nothingland 02-09-2020, 09:21 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
Maybe she'll find herself some dangling Chads.

Maybe she'll find herself some dangling Chads.
Forum: Nothingland 12-22-2019, 10:54 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
Take Benny to Hollywood, get him into TV and...

Take Benny to Hollywood, get him into TV and movies. That dog has star qualities...charisma...and you can be his manager. Just keep him away from Harvey Weinstein. You'll rake in a hefty percentage...
Forum: Nothingland 10-27-2019, 03:06 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
That brings us to an ACTIVE _OOTER situation.

That brings us to an ACTIVE _OOTER situation.
Forum: Nothingland 10-27-2019, 08:26 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
A straight shooter and a trick shooter.

A straight shooter and a trick shooter.
Forum: Nothingland 10-26-2019, 06:33 PM
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Views: 8,264,572
Posted By sexobon
68917

68917
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