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Forum: Home Base 05-14-2016, 05:12 AM
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Posted By DanaC
I phone people up to do satisfaction surveys wit...

I phone people up to do satisfaction surveys wit them. Some ofthe names are quite amusing.

Yesterday i had to call someone with the surname 'Sithole' Given the foreign forename, i sspect it...
Forum: Home Base 05-14-2016, 05:11 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Hahahahah. Simple but effective

Hahahahah. Simple but effective
Forum: Home Base 01-14-2016, 12:41 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Excellent.

Excellent.
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2015, 11:14 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Nicely done Clod. I'd have said that one...

Nicely done Clod.

I'd have said that one refers to the thing itself - that is complete, where finished refers to what was done to the thing.

But then again, completed complicates things.
Forum: Home Base 10-17-2015, 03:32 PM
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Posted By DanaC
I like that one, Jim. I appreciate its simplicity.

I like that one, Jim. I appreciate its simplicity.
Forum: Home Base 10-13-2015, 07:29 AM
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Posted By DanaC
yeah that was funny. The rabbit though - the...

yeah that was funny.

The rabbit though - the rabbit doing a shadow hand had me chortling for several minutes.
Forum: Home Base 03-27-2015, 05:24 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Heh.

Heh.
Forum: Home Base 12-22-2014, 02:22 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Hahahahahahahah. Excellent/

Hahahahahahahah. Excellent/
Forum: Home Base 11-25-2014, 11:01 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Hah!

Hah!
Forum: Home Base 11-17-2014, 05:03 AM
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Posted By DanaC
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/language_nerd.png ...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/language_nerd.png

xkcd. com
Forum: Home Base 11-16-2014, 02:17 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Oh i love that one.

Oh i love that one.
Forum: Home Base 11-11-2014, 07:57 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a...

Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person...
Forum: Home Base 11-02-2014, 01:15 PM
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Posted By DanaC
How many Christians does it take to change a...

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Forum: Home Base 11-02-2014, 01:13 PM
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Posted By DanaC
How many Englishmen does it take to change a...

How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
Forum: Home Base 11-01-2014, 12:38 PM
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Posted By DanaC
hahahahahahaha. Dark. Funny, but dark.

hahahahahahaha. Dark. Funny, but dark.
Forum: Home Base 10-23-2014, 05:08 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Hahahahahaah. that perfectly describes my current...

Hahahahahaah. that perfectly describes my current situation.
Forum: Home Base 10-17-2014, 03:51 PM
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Posted By DanaC
I loved those!

I loved those!
Forum: Home Base 10-14-2014, 12:41 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Hah. I like that one.

Hah. I like that one.
Forum: Home Base 09-06-2014, 03:08 PM
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Posted By DanaC
The page I linked to is really good and gives a...

The page I linked to is really good and gives a potted history of the list as well.
Forum: Home Base 09-05-2014, 05:19 PM
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Posted By DanaC
An oldie, but still makes me giggle: see whole...

An oldie, but still makes me giggle: see whole list here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList

My favourites:

Things I'll do if I ever become an Evil Overlord.
Forum: Home Base 08-16-2014, 03:11 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Ha! Couple of minor points: @ Jim -...

Ha!

Couple of minor points:

@ Jim - that's an Irish man, not an English man.

@ Bruce - we pay a tax to watch tv regardless of the number of channels (I think there are around 50 'free'...
Forum: Home Base 07-18-2014, 01:27 PM
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Posted By DanaC
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Forum: Home Base 07-10-2014, 07:13 AM
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Posted By DanaC
Oh! Oh, I get it now! Fuck me, that took a...

Oh! Oh, I get it now!

Fuck me, that took a day to sink in. Pathetic.
Forum: Home Base 07-03-2014, 04:08 PM
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Posted By DanaC
Not for that pic I wouldn't. If the pic cut...

Not for that pic I wouldn't.

If the pic cut off their heads so all we were seeing was their tits, I'd have something to say about it.
Forum: Home Base 06-15-2014, 10:27 AM
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Posted By DanaC
hahaha. Bruce that's brilliant. Here's my...

hahaha. Bruce that's brilliant.

Here's my submission, taken from the comments section of the Guardian:

Q: Why did Joseph Smith cross the road?
A: To get to the other bride.
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