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Forum: Home Base 12-04-2008, 06:19 PM
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That Flipper joke was funnier'n hell. A...

That Flipper joke was funnier'n hell.


A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"...
Forum: Home Base 11-28-2008, 05:07 AM
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SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY CHEESE - Maria...

SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY

CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
MUSHROOM - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
SHOULDER - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she...
Forum: Home Base 11-09-2008, 05:56 AM
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Posted By My name is mud
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in...

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma had a mild stroke, couldn't speak very well, but she could...
Forum: Home Base 11-09-2008, 05:49 AM
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Posted By My name is mud
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her...

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?" She giggles and says "No... it's just mustard...
Forum: Home Base 11-09-2008, 05:48 AM
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Posted By My name is mud
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress,...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,...
Forum: Home Base 09-10-2008, 06:47 PM
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Posted By My name is mud
Brave Mountain Lion Fends Off Group Of Hikers

EUREKA, CA—A local mountain lion came face-to-face with a group of hikers and made it out alive, sources reported Monday. Wildlife officials are crediting the courageous cougar's quick thinking,...
Forum: Home Base 07-08-2008, 06:27 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,467
Posted By My name is mud
According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan'...

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their...
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