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Forum: Home Base 01-29-2007, 09:07 AM
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Posted By cowhead
hmmm.. Q:what do you call a bass player who...

hmmm..

Q:what do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Forum: Home Base 01-11-2007, 10:07 AM
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Posted By cowhead
a bevy of blonde jokes... A married...

a bevy of blonde jokes...


A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The
wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
moment and said,
"How should I...
Forum: Home Base 12-16-2006, 02:14 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
don't make me post the re-buttal for...

don't make me post the re-buttal for sam-the-clam.. humor here in n.w. georgia seems to rely on pee/pooh jokes and I'm to tired to come up with something
Forum: Home Base 09-17-2006, 08:53 PM
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Posted By cowhead
sorry this is a 'cut n' paste' but...damn if it...

sorry this is a 'cut n' paste' but...damn if it isn't funny
>> Subject: Teacher Arrested
>>
>>
>>>
>>> At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
>>> be a public...
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2006, 10:45 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
yeah, well back in Kansas I got a couple of...

yeah, well back in Kansas I got a couple of speeding tickets on my bike.. although I have never and wil never pay them...

Q.) how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A.) two, but how...
Forum: Home Base 01-18-2006, 12:35 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
Hey Mr.Noodle, ( I know this doesn't really...

Hey Mr.Noodle, ( I know this doesn't really belong here...) things are interesting at the moment, after a little bout with homelessness, joblessness etc. I now find myself in Georgia.. yeah weird how...
Forum: Home Base 12-31-2005, 06:45 PM
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Posted By cowhead
well.. for a seasonal one.. Q.)why is santa...

well.. for a seasonal one..

Q.)why is santa claus so jolly?
A.) he knows where all the bad girls live...


on that note I'll be seeing you all later
Forum: Home Base 06-09-2005, 02:40 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
yeah, I gotta go with xoxoxbruce on that one.....

yeah, I gotta go with xoxoxbruce on that one.. there used to be a band around here (that actually got a little exposure) I'll see if I can find the song 'wool socks and birkenstocks' by dangerbob......
Forum: Home Base 02-09-2005, 07:23 PM
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Posted By cowhead
how's about two Irishmen walk past a bar? ...

how's about two Irishmen walk past a bar?

The Amish Hand Warmer: An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are...
Forum: Home Base 01-27-2005, 12:19 AM
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Posted By cowhead
speaking of scorn.. There was this little...

speaking of scorn..

There was this little boy, Johnny, about 10 years old walking down the
>sidewalk dragging a "flattened" frog on a string behind him. He walked
>up to
>a house of ill repute...
Forum: Home Base 01-16-2005, 09:09 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
I don't recall if I posted this here before.. but...

I don't recall if I posted this here before.. but oh my gawd.. the first, second and third time I read these recipe cards I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.. well I may have! but you'll never...
Forum: Home Base 06-25-2004, 11:19 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
some funny flash animations

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/fatkins.html

okay it's not for kids.. not even close.. but having a squirrel tell you some foul mouthed truths... priceless.. I recomend the...
Forum: Home Base 05-14-2004, 01:54 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
I don't remember if I posted this already

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

do yourself a favour and take a look at these, the first time I ran across them I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard, showed them to a friend the...
Forum: Home Base 04-18-2004, 10:24 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
you didn't have to read it you know :))

I've got more along the same line.. so be carefull or you'll get both barrells .

speaking of bad jokes that you have to say out loud.
Q.) what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.) a bad eye deer...
Forum: Home Base 04-17-2004, 02:12 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By cowhead
gurk..bleargh...jokes

Alright, years go there were two friends, the best friends in all the world.. Sam the Clam and Larry the Lobster, they spent all thier time together frollicking in the ocean, laughing, talking and...
Forum: Home Base 04-15-2004, 02:19 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,827
Posted By cowhead
links and such

not much in a joking mood right now.. but here are some fun links.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/page1.html
(ware the fuzzy ones!)
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