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Forum: Home Base 02-11-2011, 08:29 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a...

She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care...
Forum: Home Base 01-03-2011, 06:33 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
Obama wals into a bar with a parrot on his...

Obama wals into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that"? The parrot replies "Africa. They're all over the place".
Forum: Home Base 12-31-2010, 06:53 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
:fumette::coffee::donut::speechls::smack::bolt: ...

:fumette::coffee::donut::speechls::smack::bolt:

J/K
Forum: Home Base 12-14-2010, 05:34 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
KNOW YOUR SHIT! You will be tested. Ghost...

KNOW YOUR SHIT! You will be tested.

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you...
Forum: Home Base 03-15-2010, 05:59 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
What do 47000 abused women in the United States...

What do 47000 abused women in the United States all have in common?

They don't fucking listen.
Forum: Home Base 02-27-2010, 06:38 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
We've all heard about people having Guts or...

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a...
Forum: Home Base 02-20-2010, 01:51 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband...

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two...
Forum: Home Base 01-16-2010, 12:01 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
Now that's some funny shit, Brian.

Now that's some funny shit, Brian.
Forum: Home Base 01-12-2010, 11:26 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
LMAO @ juju

LMAO @ juju
Forum: Home Base 12-11-2009, 06:19 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
Will this work with Gentleman Jack?:haha:

Will this work with Gentleman Jack?:haha:
Forum: Home Base 12-07-2009, 06:49 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those.

I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those.
Forum: Home Base 12-06-2009, 08:35 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
This is not the... oh wait!!

This is not the... oh wait!!
Forum: Home Base 12-02-2009, 07:11 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
This ...

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hgGj8kbuRk&NR=1)is some funny shit.
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2009, 08:38 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I will refrain, then. Respectfully. heeheehee.....

I will refrain, then. Respectfully. heeheehee.....
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2009, 08:33 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
This is NOT the Christmas thread, people. ...

This is NOT the Christmas thread, people.

J/K...

great jokes, Mon. Mind if I use them?
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2009, 08:08 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I thought it was a good joke. She's a newb and...

I thought it was a good joke. She's a newb and NOT a politician. Can we ease up, people? Hell ... I'm almost afraid to invite someone here. If we don't want any new people, somebody tell me. You want...
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2009, 11:45 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
Really.

Really.
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2009, 06:05 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I'm ripping that for work today.:lolsign:

I'm ripping that for work today.:lolsign:
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2009, 06:44 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
A seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks...

A seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have"?

The seal replies "Doesn't really matter. Surprise me. Anything but a Canadian Club".
Forum: Home Base 11-23-2009, 11:48 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I don't see why everybody got so upset when...

I don't see why everybody got so upset when Hussein Obama won the Nobel without having done anything important..... Hell..... he was elected president by the same principals.
Forum: Home Base 11-16-2009, 11:27 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
lol @ juju.

lol @ juju.
Forum: Home Base 10-05-2009, 06:53 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
I got a good lesson in minding my own business...

I got a good lesson in minding my own business the other day.
While walking down a side street next to a mental hospital, I heard several people chanting "13...13...13...13...". My curiosity...
Forum: Home Base 09-28-2009, 08:22 PM
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Posted By capnhowdy
24912 24913

24912

24913
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2009, 11:43 AM
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Posted By capnhowdy
24849

24849
Forum: Home Base 09-11-2009, 07:08 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By capnhowdy
Why do most women prefer to be on the bottom...

Why do most women prefer to be on the bottom during sex?

Because all they know how to do is fuck up.
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