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Forum: Home Base 06-26-2014, 11:21 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Not that I have heard yet. But they do call the...

Not that I have heard yet. But they do call the bastard offspring of rehab romances "eaglets."
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2014, 12:14 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
It never ceases to amuse me ... A 20 minute...

It never ceases to amuse me ... A 20 minute exchange between the nurse manager and security about an elopement ending with a classic ... "male unit, we have one of your little chickadees and we are...
Forum: Home Base 06-19-2014, 12:03 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Nurse: Female building to Security ... Female...

Nurse: Female building to Security ... Female building to Security ...

New security guy: Security, go ahead.

Nurse: The girls are reporting seeing a male in tan pants and tan shirt lurking...
Forum: Home Base 06-05-2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
PA charges $20 to issue a vanity plate and $36...

PA charges $20 to issue a vanity plate and $36 for a regular registration. In your first year of holding a vanity plate you end up paying $56, but after that it's only the $36 annual renewal.
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2014, 11:04 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
The section of the mental health law that let me...

The section of the mental health law that let me bring nuts before a psychiatrist to be evaluated.
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2014, 09:28 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Were I still at the nuthouse, it would have been...

Were I still at the nuthouse, it would have been 302B.
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
That's a good one, but I don't think it would...

That's a good one, but I don't think it would have gotten past the appropriateness screener.
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Yes. It's time to let the old plate go. I had...

Yes. It's time to let the old plate go. I had been thinking about it, and the deal pretty much got sealed when I read through the number of hoops you need to jump through to have an existing plate...
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2014, 04:48 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Not really a story from the rehab, but as I was...

Not really a story from the rehab, but as I was heading home FROM the rehab, I have decided this counts ...

So, I was minding my own business, driving along, listening to my audiobook, and all...
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
I'm off this week, but chaos is reigning at the...

I'm off this week, but chaos is reigning at the rehab. I've gotten at least one cryptic text message, and have been making popcorn and watching a doozy of a veiled argument involving unfriendings and...
Forum: Home Base 05-24-2014, 01:07 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Great moment of the day Patient: That place,...

Great moment of the day

Patient: That place, it was crazy.
Me: It's a mental institution.
Patient: The police brought in this guy, he was in a towel.
Me: It's Friday.
Patient: What?
Me: Most...
Forum: Home Base 05-05-2014, 09:55 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
I question the appropriateness of the rehab...

I question the appropriateness of the rehab receptionist greeting all the patients by saying "Happy Cinco de Mayo."
Forum: Home Base 05-05-2014, 09:53 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
I'm in the midst of an eight day stretch without...

I'm in the midst of an eight day stretch without a break including a double going into it, a 12+-hour shift to start it. I won't be coming up for air until this coming weekend.

But I may end up...
Forum: Home Base 05-05-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Today, from a telephone interview ... wolf:...

Today, from a telephone interview ...

wolf: So, what are you drinking

DrunkOldLady: Ensure Mudslides.
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2014, 10:08 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
The night weekend girl has a "prescription." It...

The night weekend girl has a "prescription." It is only a matter of time until that becomes a full blown relapse. Her thing is coke and booze, but it's all kind of a slippery slope. Hyperguy's thing...
Forum: Home Base 08-14-2013, 10:48 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Apparently he was found en flagrante delicto by...

Apparently he was found en flagrante delicto by another of his paramours. It seems that many of the nurses are Nurse Jackie.
Forum: Home Base 08-12-2013, 11:32 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
There was also a nursing assistant fired for...

There was also a nursing assistant fired for assisting nurses in a way not covered in his job description.
Forum: Home Base 08-12-2013, 09:27 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
Another one bites the dust ... Psychokiller...

Another one bites the dust ...

Psychokiller girlfriend worked one shift this week.

She had two patients and a psych referral (goes straight to the psych unit, we never see them). I left...
Forum: Home Base 08-02-2013, 02:43 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
The doctor quit last night. Pitched a fit while...

The doctor quit last night. Pitched a fit while seeing his second patient. Chaos reigned more than usual.
Forum: Home Base 07-20-2013, 01:11 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
So, it wasn't about me. It was about...

So, it wasn't about me. It was about psychokillergirlfriend. She was talking about carrying when going to her other job, which is in a notoriously dangerous area ... in another state that I usually...
Forum: Home Base 07-15-2013, 09:47 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
The old nuthouse could have mentioned something,...

The old nuthouse could have mentioned something, or it could have been an assumption on his part based on my end of the world readiness.

I did not, at any point, assume he was asking me to really...
Forum: Home Base 07-15-2013, 12:51 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
They check criminal history, child abuse, and...

They check criminal history, child abuse, and drug screen. Nothing else.
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
The real question is how did he know to ask.

The real question is how did he know to ask.
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
So, I walk into bossdude's office and he says,...

So, I walk into bossdude's office and he says, "Are you packing."

"Not today."

"I have a problem I need to solve."

"Let me know if you need it dealt with quietly and from a distance."

"I...
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 40,935
Posted By wolf
An altercation over staff food in the "patient...

An altercation over staff food in the "patient food" fridge nearly came to fisticuffs. Imagine, if you will, the ire of an African American man in his 50s when the old white lady receptionist throws...
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