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Forum: Current Events 08-24-2020, 11:22 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Ugh... That legal argument is not a good look,...

Ugh... That legal argument is not a good look, for sure. I'm actually loosely in favor of the program in general--it's entirely voluntary, and the few prisoners I've seen interviewed about it all say...
Forum: Current Events 08-23-2020, 10:22 AM
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Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
I'm generally unable to ride in convertibles...

I'm generally unable to ride in convertibles (anything faster than about 35 miles per hour, and the negative air pressure causes horrible pain in my ears), but I do like a good sunroof.
Forum: Current Events 03-29-2020, 10:46 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Damn, dude. Glad you're okay.

Damn, dude. Glad you're okay.
Forum: Current Events 03-01-2020, 02:09 PM
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Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
The first 4 mambas aren't a problem, it's Mamba...

The first 4 mambas aren't a problem, it's Mamba #5 you have to watch out for...
Forum: Current Events 01-24-2020, 06:50 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Yes, that sounds like it! Stupidly loud to drive...

Yes, that sounds like it! Stupidly loud to drive on for months. Google says it's known by lots of names, but "tar and chip" seems the most common. The images look right, anyway.
Forum: Current Events 01-23-2020, 03:00 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Oh! Oh! Mr. Clod and I were just having a...

Oh! Oh! Mr. Clod and I were just having a discussion about road paving, and maybe you guys can help.

When they repaved our street a few years back, it wasn't normal blacktop but rather a deep...
Forum: Current Events 12-23-2019, 12:29 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Though to be fair, "snow in Texas" itself doesn't...

Though to be fair, "snow in Texas" itself doesn't mean much--the Panhandle is WAY farther north than the Hill Country.
Forum: Current Events 12-22-2019, 07:59 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, "not expected" is a bit of an...

Well, "not expected" is a bit of an understatement for most of that brown area, too. :)
Forum: Current Events 11-11-2019, 09:12 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Currently we have precipitation, high winds, and...

Currently we have precipitation, high winds, and borderline freezing temps. I have important shit to do tomorrow, so the roads better be thawed by morning if they know what's good for them.
Forum: Current Events 08-19-2019, 08:49 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Here's a current weather update to get you back...

Here's a current weather update to get you back on track: it's 8:45 PM and 95 degrees outside. Bleurg.
Forum: Current Events 07-11-2019, 10:42 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Yeesh. Glad she's safe.

Yeesh. Glad she's safe.
Forum: Current Events 02-25-2019, 02:17 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Not arguing the validity of the chart, as I know...

Not arguing the validity of the chart, as I know nothing about it. But for what it's worth, flooding and drought frequently go hand-in-hand around here. What happens is the drought makes the dirt...
Forum: Current Events 12-31-2018, 01:02 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Wow. Mardie's all-time record of 50.5 Celsius...

Wow. Mardie's all-time record of 50.5 Celsius translates into 122.9 degrees Fahrenheit. That's nuts.
Forum: Current Events 12-19-2018, 07:01 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Pfft. "Not Likely" indeed. High this weekend is...

Pfft. "Not Likely" indeed. High this weekend is 71 degrees.
Forum: Current Events 09-20-2018, 02:34 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control...

Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control guys to treat the yard for the influx of ants caused by the rain...
Forum: Current Events 09-17-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and...

If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and Florida sinks into the ocean, they might reconsider.
Forum: Current Events 09-11-2018, 06:01 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Or, you could always just torch the house for the...

Or, you could always just torch the house for the insurance money and walk away.
Forum: Current Events 07-26-2018, 11:30 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
WHOA. Awesome job! Did any of your neighbors get...

WHOA. Awesome job! Did any of your neighbors get flooded?
Forum: Current Events 05-29-2018, 02:21 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Flooding also gets worse as the surrounding areas...

Flooding also gets worse as the surrounding areas are developed, unless there are very strict laws about the percentage of "impervious cover" (i.e. non-rain-absorbing concrete) that's allowed to be...
Forum: Current Events 05-29-2018, 07:19 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, you've got to admit, it was pretty.

Well, you've got to admit, it was pretty.
Forum: Current Events 01-06-2018, 08:21 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, sure, that's why we're talking about them!

Well, sure, that's why we're talking about them!
Forum: Current Events 12-31-2017, 10:07 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
It is currently snowing outside for the second...

It is currently snowing outside for the second time this month.

It does not snow in Austin, dammit.

Also, it went back up to 70 degrees in between the two snows. And it will no doubt be back up...
Forum: Current Events 02-24-2017, 02:11 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Also, a lot of them are more like hoodies and...

Also, a lot of them are more like hoodies and cardigans than big expensive coats.
Forum: Current Events 02-24-2017, 02:09 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
I think a lot of it is over-involved parents...

I think a lot of it is over-involved parents insisting their kid wear a coat when the kid doesn't want to. Kid takes it off as soon as mom's car is gone, loses it because it's not attached to them...
Forum: Current Events 02-24-2017, 01:54 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,987
Posted By Clodfobble
Yesterday afternoon, we hit a high of 90 degrees....

Yesterday afternoon, we hit a high of 90 degrees.

I was just noting this morning my personal evidence that we magically skipped winter: I run an event at the school that handles all the lost...
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