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Forum: The Internet 07-04-2019, 06:44 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
It'll all be done by robots soon anyway...

It'll all be done by robots soon anyway...
Forum: The Internet 04-28-2019, 08:56 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
"Somebody" had a subscription to the British...

"Somebody" had a subscription to the British Newspaper Archives. :)
Forum: The Internet 04-21-2019, 08:12 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
You're very kind, Bruce. :)

You're very kind, Bruce. :)
Forum: The Internet 01-15-2019, 10:29 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I can never follow most of the...

I can never follow most of the woodworking/handyman threads, but once they finally start to look like something, I get impressed. That's a damn guitar, LJ!

I'll expect a YouTube performance with...
Forum: The Internet 12-11-2018, 03:38 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, babies don't commit felonies, either....

To be fair, babies don't commit felonies, either. Adult ex-felons could choose to move to a different state.

Perhaps I should clarify that I'm in favor of people who completed their sentences...
Forum: The Internet 03-21-2018, 03:40 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: The Internet 09-01-2017, 05:09 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Are they counting D.C.? Because unless Puerto...

Are they counting D.C.? Because unless Puerto Rico made some drastic moves in the last few hours...
Forum: The Internet 08-19-2017, 08:46 AM
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Views: 1,490,407
Posted By Clodfobble
I bet Arizona sells extra toasters because it's...

I bet Arizona sells extra toasters because it's full of old people who grew up on toast as a guaranteed breakfast item, but modern toasters are shit and break in a year because there's no market...
Forum: The Internet 05-15-2017, 12:50 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Wow, that was neat.

Wow, that was neat.
Forum: The Internet 04-18-2017, 05:59 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
It's funny how the hormones change. That link was...

It's funny how the hormones change. That link was hilarious to me just now. But back when the kids were very little, I remember seeing a cartoon--a drawing--of a toddler too near the water's edge,...
Forum: The Internet 11-20-2016, 07:33 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Interesting. I like how it is set up, but it was...

Interesting. I like how it is set up, but it was regularly saying wrong things about me (talking about my cursor being in places it wasn't, clicking in ways I definitely didn't.) I wonder if that's...
Forum: The Internet 10-28-2016, 09:00 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
That was good, thanks Bruce.

That was good, thanks Bruce.
Forum: The Internet 10-27-2016, 12:09 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
And when people actually did that during the...

And when people actually did that during the Depression, the government just declared an indefinite bank holiday and basically said no, we won't pay it.
Forum: The Internet 10-07-2016, 06:16 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Before you open your mouth to start a sentence,...

Before you open your mouth to start a sentence, separate your teeth and drop your tongue off your palate inside your still-closed lips. That keeps the sucking noise inside. In slow motion it is three...
Forum: The Internet 10-06-2016, 11:17 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Are your podcast episodes just read-aloud...

Are your podcast episodes just read-aloud versions of your damn interesting articles, or are you hosting discussions with guests about your pieces?
Forum: The Internet 10-06-2016, 10:02 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Since you last posted in May of 2015? Whew, ah,...

Since you last posted in May of 2015? Whew, ah, let's see... well from a purely selfish standpoint, I:

--Won the Cellar Fantasty Football League for the first time since its inception 10 years ago...
Forum: The Internet 10-06-2016, 07:45 PM
Replies: 3,886
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Posted By Clodfobble
*cough*

*cough*
Forum: The Internet 09-14-2016, 10:03 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition...

"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition of happy."

Bitch, you don't know my definition of happy. He could have written that whole thing from the perspective of "happiness is not..." But...
Forum: The Internet 08-30-2016, 10:18 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Not illegal to possess them, you just can't...

Not illegal to possess them, you just can't openly carry or display them in public. Just like you used to be able to concealed-carry, but not open-carry, firearms. Now they've just recently allowed...
Forum: The Internet 08-28-2016, 11:46 AM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 1,490,407
Posted By Clodfobble
Dildos are relevant because they are banned on...

Dildos are relevant because they are banned on campus. It's not just a random mockery, it's a direct comparison.
Forum: The Internet 05-09-2016, 12:11 PM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 1,490,407
Posted By Clodfobble
You're right, it's well-designed from a game...

You're right, it's well-designed from a game perspective, which is unusual for researchy-based things. Neat find!
Forum: The Internet 02-21-2016, 08:14 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
"Right up main street!"

"Right up main street!"
Forum: The Internet 01-22-2016, 05:29 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Got to wave 9. Got screwed a couple of times...

Got to wave 9. Got screwed a couple of times because initial-letter typos left me "starting" a word I hadn't intended, then I had to look all over trying to figure out what word I had to finish. It...
Forum: The Internet 12-02-2015, 09:05 AM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 1,490,407
Posted By Clodfobble
They basically are saying "you think your shit's...

They basically are saying "you think your shit's clean but it ain't."
Forum: The Internet 11-13-2015, 02:29 PM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 1,490,407
Posted By Clodfobble
Randall Monroe writes the comic xkcd...

Randall Monroe writes the comic xkcd (http://www.xkcd.com/).

Awhile back he wrote a book called "What If?" providing funny but accurate answers to highly theoretical and weird questions, which...
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