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Forum: Home Base 08-13-2020, 01:50 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
To quickly and aggressively throw away an item....

To quickly and aggressively throw away an item. Less often, to brazenly steal someone else's item.
Forum: Home Base 08-13-2020, 01:14 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I laughed out loud.

I laughed out loud.
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2020, 11:52 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
It seems to me that any regular user of a drill...

It seems to me that any regular user of a drill press would risk instinctively raising the bit before turning it off--thus splattering their kitchen in a glorious Jackson Pollack of chocolate cake...
Forum: Home Base 01-11-2020, 04:29 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
That happened at the house across the street from...

That happened at the house across the street from ours, about 15-ish years ago. Dude was having a mental health crisis and threatening suicide (which apparently was common for him), wife was out and...
Forum: Home Base 01-23-2019, 09:17 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Lol!!!!!!!!11!!

Lol!!!!!!!!11!!
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2018, 09:40 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
But you'll think of me often.

But you'll think of me often.
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2018, 04:03 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to...

A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to watch to the end:

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Forum: Home Base 03-03-2017, 11:31 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
You will never look at Patrick Stewart the same...

You will never look at Patrick Stewart the same way...

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Forum: Home Base 01-10-2017, 08:12 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
That was THE joke when I was in high school....

That was THE joke when I was in high school. Like, it got told every day. And then we were told we had to stop, not because it was annoying, but because it was not a good idea to throw around the...
Forum: Home Base 10-03-2016, 04:21 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Ooh, I'll have to try that one--happens to a...

Ooh, I'll have to try that one--happens to a handful of other threads, but always this one. The workaround I found was to go back to the thread list, choose "Jump to First Post" instead, then scroll...
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2015, 11:07 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Complete is spatial; finished is temporal. ...

Complete is spatial; finished is temporal.



But his answer was funnier.
Forum: Home Base 10-04-2015, 10:26 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
Kid told me this one tonight: Why did the...

Kid told me this one tonight:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?




To get to the other slide!
Forum: Home Base 09-29-2015, 10:06 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
WHAT DO WE WANT? Airplanes! ...

WHAT DO WE WANT?


Airplanes!



WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
Forum: Home Base 01-01-2015, 07:45 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
One of my favorite writers describing his recent...

One of my favorite writers describing his recent vasectomy experience (http://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2014/12/19/southron-swords-part-three).

There is also a comic...
Forum: Home Base 10-14-2014, 08:34 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
That's funny. You mean "anti-depressant," though....

That's funny. You mean "anti-depressant," though. There's not a big market for drugs that make you depressed. :)
Forum: Home Base 07-13-2014, 07:59 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
Of the 2000+ crappy kid jokes in Minifobette's...

Of the 2000+ crappy kid jokes in Minifobette's book, one finally made me laugh.


What kind of computer sings the best?





Adele.
Forum: Home Base 05-26-2014, 12:11 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
This comic nearly made me die laughing.

This comic nearly made me die laughing.
Forum: Home Base 05-24-2014, 05:05 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Of course you measure distance in hours! But it's...

Of course you measure distance in hours! But it's important to remember that we mean hours at 80+ mph.
Forum: Home Base 05-06-2014, 06:04 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I thought she fainted.

I thought she fainted.
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2014, 08:10 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Why do teen girls always group themselves in odd...

Why do teen girls always group themselves in odd numbers?
Forum: Home Base 03-21-2014, 01:25 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in...

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in awhile (and no, you don't have to be a big fan of the show to get it: )

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Also, the extended scenes that didn't make the final cut:
...
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
*sigh* That final paragraph might as well...

*sigh*

That final paragraph might as well read, "And Obama fainted."
Forum: Home Base 08-26-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
This is my new replacement for, "The nun...

This is my new replacement for, "The nun fainted."
Forum: Home Base 03-18-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Clodfobble
I was actually gonna go with Photoshopped, albeit...

I was actually gonna go with Photoshopped, albeit rather well done. I can't really point to anything in particular, it just looks off to me.
Forum: Home Base 02-14-2013, 05:19 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,050,406
Posted By Clodfobble
This pair cracked me up, too. Here's my...

This pair cracked me up, too.


Here's my favorite joke ever, which Minifob is good at telling:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken...
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