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Forum: Nothingland 10-02-2020, 10:11 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
The problem with alcohol for diabetics isn't just...

The problem with alcohol for diabetics isn't just the carbs. While on the one hand it's busy increasing your blood sugar, it can also cause your blood sugar to plummet--because while your liver is...
Forum: Nothingland 07-13-2019, 08:43 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Update: we have now purchased 50 feet of plastic...

Update: we have now purchased 50 feet of plastic garden netting and 15 stomp-down fence posts, and have completely walled off the portion of the yard beneath the fig trees. The dogs and the fig trees...
Forum: Nothingland 07-11-2019, 10:46 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Goddamn fig trees in the backyard are dropping...

Goddamn fig trees in the backyard are dropping 4-5 figs an hour. Goddamn dog keeps eating them. Goddamn dog's stomach keeps puking them back up. Goddamn dog keeps eating its own vomit.

I try to...
Forum: Nothingland 07-04-2019, 06:42 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Hope your eye is okay, Bruce. :(

Hope your eye is okay, Bruce. :(
Forum: Nothingland 03-14-2019, 01:15 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I dunno where that time zone map came from, but...

I dunno where that time zone map came from, but Florida is definitely on Eastern time.
Forum: Nothingland 02-06-2019, 01:06 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Be careful. A house in this neighborhood burned...

Be careful. A house in this neighborhood burned to the ground because a digital stove malfunctioned, turned on cleaning mode by itself, and stayed on all night while they slept.
Forum: Nothingland 01-02-2019, 04:16 PM
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Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
Sorry, monster. Sometimes I think the holidays...

Sorry, monster. Sometimes I think the holidays are more trouble than they're worth.
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2018, 02:08 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
I admit, a $4.95 phone IS a good deal.

I admit, a $4.95 phone IS a good deal.
Forum: Nothingland 09-14-2018, 01:42 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Dude, if they're calling from a single number,...

Dude, if they're calling from a single number, just block them. I have a contact in my list called "Telemarketing Assholes," and every time I get spammed from a real number (as opposed to a spoofed...
Forum: Nothingland 09-13-2018, 06:18 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
For a while around here they were cloning real...

For a while around here they were cloning real numbers, and I kept getting calls from people saying, "Yeah, I missed a call from this number?" and then I'd have to explain cloning and some of them...
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2018, 06:34 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
Wow. It sucks, but it's also kind of pretty.

Wow. It sucks, but it's also kind of pretty.
Forum: Nothingland 07-02-2018, 05:41 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Seems like it would, but I swear to you it...

Seems like it would, but I swear to you it doesn't. The oil from cooking soaks in better than the dishwasher could ever hope to get it out.

True story: I currently have three wooden spoons in my...
Forum: Nothingland 07-01-2018, 01:56 PM
Replies: 2,124
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Posted By Clodfobble
Wooden utensils (in or out of the dishwasher)...

Wooden utensils (in or out of the dishwasher) actually support less bacterial growth (https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/1541-4337.12199) than plastic ones.


For the record, I...
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 09:32 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a...

Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a major consequences kind of crash-and-burn?
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 07:09 AM
Replies: 2,124
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Posted By Clodfobble
There's no taste buds in your asshole, either,...

There's no taste buds in your asshole, either, but that doesn't stop it from burning when you shit out too-spicy food.

Anyway, Grav--the internet says black pepper is hot from the compound...
Forum: Nothingland 06-08-2018, 02:49 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
Are you all suggesting that black pepper in an...

Are you all suggesting that black pepper in an open wound doesn't, you know, sting like a motherfucker?
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2018, 07:56 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
I use a product called WoundSeal, comes in little...

I use a product called WoundSeal, comes in little single-use powder packets.
Forum: Nothingland 06-02-2018, 10:02 AM
Replies: 2,124
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Posted By Clodfobble
Got a big old injection into the arch of my foot...

Got a big old injection into the arch of my foot this morning--half local anesthetic, half anti-inflammatory. Hooray! It's weird walking around on a completely numb foot. The lump started dissipating...
Forum: Nothingland 05-30-2018, 08:39 PM
Replies: 2,124
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Posted By Clodfobble
And I should clarify that I am still barefoot all...

And I should clarify that I am still barefoot all the time inside the hotel room. It's when, say, we're walking downstairs to the restaurant, and I drop the shoe on the floor and slip my foot in...
Forum: Nothingland 05-30-2018, 08:36 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
No, no, we're in a hotel. I never wear shoes in...

No, no, we're in a hotel. I never wear shoes in the house.
Forum: Nothingland 05-30-2018, 06:22 AM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
I have this conviction (wrong though it may be)...

I have this conviction (wrong though it may be) that with one shoe off, everyone can see there's clearly something wrong with that foot, but with both off, I just look like a damn hippie.

Turns...
Forum: Nothingland 05-29-2018, 09:40 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
Oh my God my foot hurts so badly. The arch...

Oh my God my foot hurts so badly.

The arch is bruised, essentially. Or at least that's what it was the last time it felt kind of like this. Except this time it's worse, and I just woke up with the...
Forum: Nothingland 03-27-2018, 08:25 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
It's interesting, because for me I had these two...

It's interesting, because for me I had these two worlds: my mom and all her friends and basically every adult female in my life told me all the time that I was pretty, but the kids at school told me...
Forum: Nothingland 03-27-2018, 07:37 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
If she is an average woman, it's already lurking,...

If she is an average woman, it's already lurking, you're just counteracting the nagging fears. But then, J is not an average woman. :)
Forum: Nothingland 03-27-2018, 06:35 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 598,722
Posted By Clodfobble
It's true that some compliments can be...

It's true that some compliments can be accidentally-damaging, though. Tell a girl she's pretty all the time, and she might take the message that 1.) her brain doesn't matter, and 2.) once she's old...
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