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Forum: Current Events 02-28-2020, 07:29 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Exactly. Like he'd never met a real one.

Exactly. Like he'd never met a real one.
Forum: Current Events 02-25-2020, 09:02 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I larfed. For real.

I larfed. For real.
Forum: Current Events 02-25-2020, 01:36 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Not to mention super sexist. His female...

Not to mention super sexist. His female characters are written as if he'd never met a real one.
Forum: Current Events 07-20-2019, 09:24 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Maybe a family member shot him and they lied to...

Maybe a family member shot him and they lied to avoid questions.
Forum: Current Events 08-14-2018, 08:24 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, this one does seem like it would...

To be fair, this one does seem like it would require something more advanced than coaxing and a towel.
Forum: Current Events 07-08-2018, 08:43 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Yabbut how are you going to prove anyone said it...

Yabbut how are you going to prove anyone said it out loud? Does the law require everyone to make a sex tape, too?
Forum: Current Events 05-16-2018, 05:31 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
So does Bernie.

So does Bernie.
Forum: Current Events 05-05-2018, 06:51 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, they're not legally allowed to tell...

To be fair, they're not legally allowed to tell you about some of the most important genes, because the discoverers of those genes have patented them. They can say you have the gene, but they can't...
Forum: Current Events 01-30-2018, 10:18 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Is black pudding the same as blood pudding? I had...

Is black pudding the same as blood pudding? I had that once and it was horrific.
Forum: Current Events 01-19-2018, 06:17 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
I used to think all these political things were...

I used to think all these political things were just a little weird with a mild interesting streak thrown in--at least it's not a viagra ad, right? Except now I see all of them as Russian tools to...
Forum: Current Events 11-13-2017, 03:08 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
The mom was 42 --> half her age plus seven equals...

The mom was 42 --> half her age plus seven equals 28... Nope, not okay.





Also the incest thing.
Forum: Current Events 12-22-2016, 08:42 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Which is what they want, for teenagers to believe...

Which is what they want, for teenagers to believe IKEA is cool and spend lots of harmless, playful time in there--"OMG guys, you know what? This bed is pretty comfortable!"--as if it were their own...
Forum: Current Events 10-30-2016, 05:54 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
When I first worked at the pizza place in 1995 or...

When I first worked at the pizza place in 1995 or so, our boss had just bought himself a new sports car, don't know what kind but it was new. The Asian nail place next door was friendly with us, and...
Forum: Current Events 10-08-2016, 10:30 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Professional house-moving company was moving a...

Professional house-moving company was moving a house to a new location in downtown Austin. Professional house-moving company did not measure the width of the streets they were traveling down. House...
Forum: Current Events 08-30-2016, 10:08 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
85% of problems are directly traceable to Santa.

85% of problems are directly traceable to Santa.
Forum: Current Events 05-17-2016, 08:10 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
It's been seven hours and fifteen days...! ...

It's been seven hours and fifteen days...!

We used to wail that line (along with the rest of the song) while prepping the day's ingredients at the Domino's Pizza where my friend and I worked.
Forum: Current Events 03-04-2016, 07:57 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
"Niggardly" is technically a word, too, but some...

"Niggardly" is technically a word, too, but some words just sound like they shouldn't be said.
Forum: Current Events 03-04-2016, 11:10 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Wild chimpanzees show some evidence...

Wild chimpanzees show some evidence...
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2016, 08:13 AM
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Posted By Clodfobble
People should pay attention, sure. But a 6'4"...

People should pay attention, sure. But a 6'4" opening is not tall enough, and that's clearly only at the peak. Plenty of people are taller than that. Even if they were paying attention, no one wants...
Forum: Current Events 12-09-2015, 06:27 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
We'd put them in a kerchief and call them Boy...

We'd put them in a kerchief and call them Boy Scouts.
Forum: Current Events 11-22-2015, 10:09 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Clodfobble
In fairness, there were explosive things going on...

In fairness, there were explosive things going on in there at the time.
Forum: Current Events 11-21-2015, 05:40 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Of all the airports I've flown through, the...

Of all the airports I've flown through, the biggest security jackoffs have always been in the smallest airports. Just like the rent-a-cop at an apartment complex is a way bigger tyrant than an actual...
Forum: Current Events 08-07-2015, 06:32 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Clodfobble
But wool she put out?

But wool she put out?
Forum: Current Events 06-18-2015, 12:54 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
"By his blood," as in Christ's hands and feet on...

"By his blood," as in Christ's hands and feet on the cross. Often seen in Shakespeare as "'Sblood" before the S got dropped. Also where "zounds!" comes from, shortened from "by his wounds."

As for...
Forum: Current Events 05-15-2015, 08:54 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Clodfobble
You've got the parallel wrong. A union is a...

You've got the parallel wrong. A union is a union, and hating all things unions do is indeed a bias. But pointing to something that, say, a Little League baseball team did, and using it as evidence...
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