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Forum: Home Base 11-03-2006, 10:44 AM
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Posted By mrnoodle
I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went...

I had some money I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange
window at my local bank. I was in the short line......just one person ahead of
me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange...
Forum: Home Base 05-22-2006, 03:33 PM
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Posted By mrnoodle
i thought his wife was dead. maybe it's her leg?

i thought his wife was dead. maybe it's her leg?
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2006, 03:28 PM
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Posted By mrnoodle
Bah. Come to Colorado if you want to see a deer....

Bah. Come to Colorado if you want to see a deer. Those little swamp rats you have down there don't even make a bite.
Forum: Home Base 01-23-2006, 07:51 PM
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Posted By mrnoodle
File this under quasi-political humo(u)r. Again...

File this under quasi-political humo(u)r. Again in the email, again kind of funny. My sister's on a roll lately. Anyway....


The European Language Commission has announced an agreement whereby...
Forum: Home Base 01-17-2006, 09:03 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By mrnoodle
Got this in my e-mail today, it was good for a...

Got this in my e-mail today, it was good for a chuckle....




New Rules for 2006
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25...
Forum: Home Base 01-04-2006, 02:44 PM
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Posted By mrnoodle
cowhead! how the hell are you.

cowhead! how the hell are you.
Forum: Home Base 11-14-2005, 04:08 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
Found some Chuck Norris facts, Vin Diesel style....

Found some Chuck Norris facts, Vin Diesel style. I feel a little ashamed for resurrecting this, but some of these made me chuckle.

15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris'...
Forum: Home Base 05-06-2005, 11:08 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By mrnoodle
A college professor was doing a study testing the...

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify...
Forum: Home Base 04-22-2005, 02:39 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
The Washington Post's Style Mensa Invitational...

The Washington Post's Style Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new...
Forum: Home Base 03-09-2005, 04:29 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
an opportunity to make a joke about the German...

an opportunity to make a joke about the German sense of humor? :D
Forum: Home Base 04-07-2004, 11:02 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
You're walking down a deserted street with your...

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,...
Forum: Home Base 03-10-2004, 04:48 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By mrnoodle
Wolf, we disagree on some things, but at times...

Wolf, we disagree on some things, but at times like this I'm reminded how much you rock.
Forum: Home Base 02-14-2004, 09:21 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By mrnoodle
^^^^^^^^^ What's funny is, I can...

^^^^^^^^^



What's funny is, I can incite flamewars between my marine and army friends in bars, too. They always get real pissed off, then drink a bunch and end up with their arms around each...
Forum: Home Base 02-14-2004, 02:31 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
lol excellent addition. i should note that...

lol excellent addition.

i should note that the rules were sent to me by a marine buddy -- the views expressed therein do not necessarily reflect those of this station or its affiliates, etc. etc....
Forum: Home Base 02-14-2004, 02:56 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By mrnoodle
more military jokes (lol these are it, unless you want dirty ones)

>U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting:
>
>1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your
>friends who have guns.
>
>
>2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting...
Forum: Home Base 02-14-2004, 02:53 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By mrnoodle
what makes military guys laugh pt. 1

Ten reasons why it is easier to have a handgun than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

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