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Forum: Current Events 10-17-2020, 07:27 AM
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Apparently the Atlantic Ocean ran out of...

Apparently the Atlantic Ocean ran out of hurricanes for the year. Tropical Storm Epsilon may be the last.

Eastern Pacific may have finished with its record number of storms. Last one, that died...
Forum: Current Events 09-28-2020, 08:46 PM
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What comes after Beta? Donald Trump gets...

What comes after Beta? Donald Trump gets reelected.

Then he takes out his magic marker tell us where next year's hurricanes will go. Since he is smarter than all weather forecasters. (Putin...
Forum: Current Events 09-25-2020, 09:38 AM
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Apparently we have run out of hurricanes. None...

Apparently we have run out of hurricanes. None in the Atlantic. None even with potential to become one. Maybe because we ran out of letters? What comes after Beta?
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 02:59 PM
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Let's see. The Republicans massacred 5000...

Let's see. The Republicans massacred 5000 American soldiers for no purpose. And ran up another $3trillion in debts to do so. Cheney said, "Reagan proved that deficits don't matter." Yeph. That...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 07:25 AM
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The Don took out a Sharpie to again prove a...

The Don took out a Sharpie to again prove a hurricane would strike Alabama. To prove, unlike all other presidents, that he was in control.

UG said it must be true. Trump said so.
Forum: Current Events 08-20-2020, 07:55 PM
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That large herd of cruise ships, hanging out in...

That large herd of cruise ships, hanging out in oceans surrounded by Bermuda's islands, must make a decision. A hurricane will probably be at their anchorages on Sunday. So they must move. Last...
Forum: Current Events 08-11-2020, 02:54 PM
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Its fairly certain that a next hurricane will be...

Its fairly certain that a next hurricane will be somewhere off the NA coast in the next five days. It has not yet reached the western Atlantic side and a will probably be a topical storm by...
Forum: Current Events 07-31-2020, 10:04 AM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
A hurricane is approaching Bermuda. Is predicted...

A hurricane is approaching Bermuda. Is predicted to affect every state on the US east coast.

That large herd of cruise ships, once hanging out in oceans surrounded by Bermuda's islands, is on the...
Forum: Current Events 04-19-2020, 01:47 PM
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Posted By tw
Even snowmen, who will not be around next month,...

Even snowmen, who will not be around next month, are social distancing.
Forum: Current Events 03-30-2020, 10:10 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Before the days of doppler radar, it was quite...

Before the days of doppler radar, it was quite rare for a storm chaser to even see a tornado. Let alone catch one.
Forum: Current Events 03-22-2020, 11:17 AM
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Posted By tw
Of course he does. He could rape someone on...

Of course he does. He could rape someone on Fifth Ave and still get elected president.
Forum: Current Events 03-14-2020, 05:03 PM
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Posted By tw
This is March. A human, who has properly...

This is March. A human, who has properly acclimated to the climate, is comfortable in shorts on a 5 degree C day. That same person, in a October, is freezing (heavily clothed) in a 10 degree C...
Forum: Current Events 03-03-2020, 08:38 PM
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Posted By tw
Tornado season is March through June. Weather...

Tornado season is March through June. Weather wasted no time getting started.
Forum: Current Events 03-02-2020, 11:32 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Just like a wild animal. Curious. So going...

Just like a wild animal. Curious.

So going green (ie solar panels) is also like going back to nature?

I guess when they said they wanted to get closer to nature, that was not what they meant.
Forum: Current Events 03-02-2020, 09:46 AM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Apparently they thought solar panels would...

Apparently they thought solar panels would minimize expenses. We can all learn.
Forum: Current Events 03-01-2020, 12:48 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Always looking for the good side in life, are you?

Always looking for the good side in life, are you?
Forum: Current Events 02-29-2020, 06:24 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
In Australia, it is crocodiles and exotic...

In Australia, it is crocodiles and exotic poisonous snakes. What are a few (trillion) tiny bacteria compared to that?

How wide (kilometers) are resulting flood plains?
Forum: Current Events 12-29-2019, 02:44 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
So don't worry; be happy.

So don't worry; be happy.
Forum: Current Events 12-19-2019, 09:59 PM
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Posted By tw
It can't be that cold. It's not winter yet. ...

It can't be that cold. It's not winter yet.

However I have noticed an unusual number of Snow Geese flying south since September. What do they know?
Forum: Current Events 12-16-2019, 05:32 PM
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Posted By tw
My foot looks nothing like winter.

My foot looks nothing like winter.
Forum: Current Events 12-05-2019, 08:27 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Now that they removed it, can you still tell that...

Now that they removed it, can you still tell that it is going to rain?
Forum: Current Events 11-15-2019, 10:02 AM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Simply keep bending metal back and forth. It...

Simply keep bending metal back and forth. It eventually breaks - just like metal wires on poles constantly bending back and forth in high winds.

Transformer fires more often happen after some...
Forum: Current Events 11-13-2019, 08:29 PM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Medical weed, of course. Many prescription...

Medical weed, of course. Many prescription medications have side effects.
Forum: Current Events 11-10-2019, 10:22 AM
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Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Buried power lines do not create forest fires.

Buried power lines do not create forest fires.
Forum: Current Events 11-09-2019, 04:06 PM
Replies: 2,231
Views: 528,088
Posted By tw
Keep it. We don't need it.

Keep it. We don't need it.
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