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Forum: Home Base 03-26-2010, 09:50 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked...

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.



Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:



"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
Forum: Nothingland 03-26-2010, 09:38 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,721,593
Posted By jester
Wow – I haven’t been here in a while. So this...

Wow – I haven’t been here in a while. So this sucks monkey balls, the company I’ve been with for 20yrs is closing. We’re a union mechanical contractor and most of our work was government funded...
Forum: Parenting 06-03-2009, 05:03 PM
Replies: 826
Views: 280,538
Posted By jester
He mostly likely thinks so. That's actually his...

He mostly likely thinks so. That's actually his ex and she lives in Florida, but she came up for the Prom. Their still really good friends. And thank you.

All the "offspring" pics here are great....
Forum: Home Base 06-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,452
Posted By jester
He sounds like a real gem. Is that how he works...

He sounds like a real gem. Is that how he works and does he pay for his own insurance, is it takin' out of his check or somethin'? I don't really know how "Professor's" are employed, so just asking.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-03-2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 2,786
Views: 1,041,530
Posted By jester
I actually just finished the last book in the...

I actually just finished the last book in the twilight series. Personally, I liked them - the last one was a little more "blood graphic". For me, that's ok. I thought the books were ok. I will admit,...
Forum: Parenting 06-03-2009, 04:33 PM
Replies: 826
Views: 280,538
Posted By jester
A couple of prom pics of my son & his date. ...

A couple of prom pics of my son & his date.

extra pic before going
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at the prom
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Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-02-2009, 12:21 PM
Replies: 2,160
Views: 761,003
Posted By jester
Something in your mouth - Nickelback - ok well...

Something in your mouth - Nickelback - ok well the whole CD
Forum: Nothingland 06-02-2009, 12:14 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,432,553
Posted By jester
I have discovered Krystal's "Sweet Bites" - 6 for...

I have discovered Krystal's "Sweet Bites" - 6 for .99. Good stuff.
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2009, 12:09 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
A man and a woman started to have sex in the...

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too,...
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2009, 12:07 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennisball, and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-19-2009, 08:02 AM
Replies: 3,303
Views: 729,919
Posted By jester
Thanks

Thanks
Forum: Technology 05-18-2009, 03:56 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 29,406
Posted By jester
I've been trying to fix this, but it's not...

I've been trying to fix this, but it's not working very well for me. The computer that's messed up won't even let me download the software. Everytime I go to the website and "click" on the link, my...
Forum: Nothingland 05-18-2009, 03:36 PM
Replies: 26,059
Views: 14,365,350
Posted By jester
wasted

wasted
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-18-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 3,303
Views: 729,919
Posted By jester
So, this was Saturday actually. My baby's high...

So, this was Saturday actually. My baby's high school graduation and my other son, who graduated in '04.

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Forum: Home Base 05-11-2009, 05:35 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
pssh - oh well.

pssh - oh well.
Forum: Home Base 05-11-2009, 04:17 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
23383 Hope you haven't seen this...

23383



Hope you haven't seen this before..
Forum: Nothingland 05-11-2009, 04:13 PM
Replies: 26,059
Views: 14,365,350
Posted By jester
rockhard

rockhard
Forum: Technology 05-11-2009, 04:11 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 29,406
Posted By jester
They gave detailed instructions on "how to". I...

They gave detailed instructions on "how to". I have to download a Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware Download Link. I just wasn't sure about that.

Also, when I was at that site - bleepingcomputer - it...
Forum: Technology 05-11-2009, 03:37 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 29,406
Posted By jester
Has anyone hear heard of "Personal Antivirus"?...

Has anyone hear heard of "Personal Antivirus"? Apparently, it's a program that attaches to a computer and tries to get you, the consumer, to purchase their product. It's constantly "popping up"...
Forum: Nothingland 04-24-2009, 02:31 PM
Replies: 26,059
Views: 14,365,350
Posted By jester
feelings

feelings
Forum: Nothingland 04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
Replies: 6,763
Views: 2,039,879
Posted By jester
okay fyi - saw your pic in "cellar nsfw" -...

okay

fyi - saw your pic in "cellar nsfw" - i'd go all Hannibal Lector on your ass.
Forum: Nothingland 04-23-2009, 09:20 AM
Replies: 26,059
Views: 14,365,350
Posted By jester
eggs

eggs
Forum: Nothingland 04-23-2009, 09:14 AM
Replies: 6,763
Views: 2,039,879
Posted By jester
While using either of those methods would no...

While using either of those methods would no doubt be ideal, I think I would get more satisfaction out of using my fist. Of course, he wouldn't tell he got beat up by a girl.
Forum: Nothingland 04-22-2009, 04:03 PM
Replies: 6,763
Views: 2,039,879
Posted By jester
Stupid ass neighbor - he's such a prick. He lives...

Stupid ass neighbor - he's such a prick. He lives behind me and has a freakin' chair sitting at the edge of his yard facing my backyard. Soo much history here. His stupid dog attacked mine, in my...
Forum: Home Base 04-22-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,582
Posted By jester
Having just returned from a long weekend in...

Having just returned from a long weekend in nearby Canada , I had a few Canadian dollars left over that I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank.

There was...
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