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Forum: Image of the Day 07-31-2006, 10:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 9,369
Posted By Jordon
Well there goes his big chance to star in...

Well there goes his big chance to star in "Phantom of the Peking Opera"
Forum: Philosophy 07-16-2006, 08:16 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 9,320
Posted By Jordon
Tell him he's a lunatic. Everyone knows that dead...

Tell him he's a lunatic. Everyone knows that dead babies go in the blender; baptized babies go first.
Forum: Current Events 07-14-2006, 11:40 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,768
Posted By Jordon
Post Another one bites the dust: I'm sensing a trend here

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - A federal appeals court has reversed a ruling that struck down Nebraska's same-sex marriage ban.

The 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday reversed an earlier ruling by...
Forum: Current Events 07-12-2006, 12:40 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,768
Posted By Jordon
Maybe if homosexuals didn't think it so crucial...

Maybe if homosexuals didn't think it so crucial to "educate" seven year old children, they'd get more sympathy from voters. C'est la vie.
Forum: Current Events 07-09-2006, 08:37 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,601
Posted By Jordon
And the groundswell of support for "gay marriage'...

And the groundswell of support for "gay marriage' continues to take the country by storm.

The ideal gift for Atlanta homosexuals:http://www.cases2go.com/images/zero_luggage.jpg
Forum: Current Events 07-09-2006, 08:28 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,631
Posted By Jordon
I'm so sick of all these Wiccan suicide bombers....

I'm so sick of all these Wiccan suicide bombers. They're just doing it to make Muslims look like rank amateurs.
Forum: Current Events 07-06-2006, 09:50 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,899
Posted By Jordon
Pakis don't screw in light bulbs

they screw in council housing.
Forum: Current Events 07-06-2006, 09:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,264
Posted By Jordon
Pretty funny

Only a Christian would be clever enough to promote his religion with the statue of a GODDESS!:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
Forum: Current Events 07-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,768
Posted By Jordon
The smart thing to do

would be to focus on simply obtaining civil union rights equal to marriage rights. It's the word marriage that is causing this backlash.

Unfortunately, the push for "gay marriage" will continue,...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-05-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,756
Posted By Jordon
This way they get more guys with Harleys.

This way they get more guys with Harleys.
Forum: Current Events 07-04-2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,899
Posted By Jordon
They screwed the lightbulb into a socket right...

They screwed the lightbulb into a socket right afterwards, and it still works.

Waste not, want not.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-04-2006, 10:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,061
Posted By Jordon
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives~Socrates

My dear late wife used to do this same kind of Scheherezade scam. On our wedding night we started having sex, :doit: and at one point she says "Well, time's up for tonight. We'll have to finish up...
Forum: Current Events 05-05-2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,515
Posted By Jordon
This is what you get when first cousins marry.

This is what you get when first cousins marry.
Forum: Current Events 05-05-2006, 11:15 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,405
Posted By Jordon
'Throw us out and we'll take the heart of...

'Throw us out and we'll take the heart of California with us?" I don't think so. It would be more like giving California a much needed laxative.

Hasta La Vista, Bebe
Forum: Current Events 05-03-2006, 10:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,987
Posted By Jordon
Um, sorry, but yeah, it is a congame, and a...

Um, sorry, but yeah, it is a congame, and a fairly lucrative one. They are all performers, and they play their parts very effectively. What they do is horrible, of course, but it is not real in the...
Forum: Current Events 05-03-2006, 08:48 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,987
Posted By Jordon
This is a very straightforward con. All the...

This is a very straightforward con. All the religious crap is window dressing. They protest any event where they can antagonize someone into physically hitting them. Then they sue. Their group is...
Forum: Current Events 05-02-2006, 07:59 PM
Replies: 195
Views: 21,647
Posted By Jordon
Stirring up racism, trying to make race the...

Stirring up racism, trying to make race the central issue, is the game of the ruling classes on both sides of the border. It conveniently diverts attention from the fact that it is the rich who...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-02-2006, 01:50 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,874
Posted By Jordon
Oh yes. The level of spastic incoordination on...

Oh yes. The level of spastic incoordination on the part of the military, the FAA and the govt was embarrassing and disillusioning. I felt bad for the people who were trying to do their jobs and had...
Forum: Philosophy 05-02-2006, 09:52 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,295
Posted By Jordon
I'm Pro-Death Penalty and Pro-Choice so God won't...

I'm Pro-Death Penalty and Pro-Choice so God won't be so lonely.
Forum: Current Events 05-02-2006, 09:44 AM
Replies: 195
Views: 21,647
Posted By Jordon
The only real solution is to start imprisoning...

The only real solution is to start imprisoning the Americans who employ them. Take away the incentive of jobs and all the free perks, and they won't come anymore. Any illegals in America, regardless...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-02-2006, 09:15 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,874
Posted By Jordon
A lot of folks are refusing to see it for various...

A lot of folks are refusing to see it for various reasons. Some adamantly refuse to see it, yet have vicious criticism of it.

When I saw it, at the end, the theater was silent as a tomb. The...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-02-2006, 01:03 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,874
Posted By Jordon
United 93

What effect do you think this film will have on the American psyche and foreign policy?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-29-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,212
Posted By Jordon
THE Most. Goes faster if you inhale the flames,...

THE Most. Goes faster if you inhale the flames, crisping the lungs. Not well thought through.:yeldead:
Forum: Image of the Day 04-27-2006, 10:10 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 10,329
Posted By Jordon
Whan that aprill with his shoures soote The...

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-27-2006, 10:00 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 8,798
Posted By Jordon
Buddhists can be some pretty Goth folks. I just...

Buddhists can be some pretty Goth folks. I just finished reading the biography of Milarepa, again. It was common to meditate in graveyards in order to impress oneself with the transitory nature of...
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