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Forum: Image of the Day 11-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 15,490
Posted By xant
BTW, you can eat rattlesnake, and it's delicious...

BTW, you can eat rattlesnake, and it's delicious when made right.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-07-2006, 08:17 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 14,865
Posted By xant
Where the heck do you get a giant burger slicer?

Where the heck do you get a giant burger slicer?
Forum: Image of the Day 11-02-2006, 06:50 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,307
Posted By xant
That is undoubtedly the stupidest street design...

That is undoubtedly the stupidest street design I've ever heard of. It's just about the stupidest street design I can even imagine. I think the only way they could make things worse is if they had...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-11-2006, 05:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,598
Posted By xant
Could be that the took the picture while they...

Could be that the took the picture while they were trying to figure out how to get the baby out. The hole there isn't big enough to extract the child without hurting it, they may have had to work...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-10-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 26,382
Posted By xant
Brings a whole new meaning to "fingerbang". ...

Brings a whole new meaning to "fingerbang".

Now he can finally scratch whenever he needs to and nobody will notice.

I wonder if he's into "fisting".

Brings a whole new meaning to "Shaking...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 12,969
Posted By xant
Sometimes it does. But it refuses to give them...

Sometimes it does. But it refuses to give them drink service. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-01-2006, 12:53 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 16,366
Posted By xant
He mis-estimated that? No, dude was drunk.

He mis-estimated that? No, dude was drunk.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-08-2006, 04:56 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 11,912
Posted By xant
Man, ain't nothin' cute about hippos. They are...

Man, ain't nothin' cute about hippos. They are among the most dangerous animals in the world...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-21-2006, 05:48 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,495
Posted By xant
It's all probability. You're seeing where matter...

It's all probability. You're seeing where matter probably is, most of the time (it was there at some point, or it wouldn't have been imaged). That's all you *ever* see, it's just that it's easier...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-26-2006, 03:55 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,334
Posted By xant
The world is a place of scarcity, and we live in...

The world is a place of scarcity, and we live in it, and yet: McDonald's. Who am I, as an American, to pass judgement on a waste of good meat?
Forum: Image of the Day 07-14-2006, 10:09 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,532
Posted By xant
Hard to believe virtuous players of ball could be...

Hard to believe virtuous players of ball could be capable of bad things.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/11/national/main1790062.shtml
Forum: Image of the Day 07-12-2006, 06:25 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 15,254
Posted By xant
Without commenting on this particular usage, I...

Without commenting on this particular usage, I will use 5 pedantic points and point out that "fishes" is often correct.

"Fish" is the plural of fish when there are more than one of the same type...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-05-2006, 11:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,756
Posted By xant
Actually seems odd that this practice isn't...

Actually seems odd that this practice isn't universal. I can't think of a better way for a tattoo artist to learn how to tattoo.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-10-2006, 01:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 13,447
Posted By xant
Giant half-naked little girl on puppet strings =...

Giant half-naked little girl on puppet strings = super creepy.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-09-2006, 03:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,815
Posted By xant
Um.. No overhead shots of the letter? :-)

Um.. No overhead shots of the letter? :-)
Forum: Image of the Day 04-24-2006, 11:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,716
Posted By xant
OK, here's my analysis. I think the prints...

OK, here's my analysis.

I think the prints on the right are a red herring. We have no way to tell if they "stop abruptly" or not, because they end in the foreground at the edge of the frame. ...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-05-2006, 12:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,078
Posted By xant
Dude, it's Pakistan. The only way there will be...

Dude, it's Pakistan. The only way there will be a lawsuit is if they sell that thing to a rich American amusement park ride collector, and the crane drops it on his neighbor's Porsche.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-19-2006, 02:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,291
Posted By xant
I wonder if this sort of thing could be used to...

I wonder if this sort of thing could be used to keep the dog from being an annoying nuisance. Some dogs tend to bark at everything that makes any noise outside the home and well, if they can't tell...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-15-2006, 12:07 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 12,398
Posted By xant
Not yet. These things will outlive the...

Not yet. These things will outlive the cockroaches, and when they do, the speciesist Nobel committee will no longer be an issue.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-06-2006, 11:07 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,741
Posted By xant
So, I looked at a bunch of those maps picked...

So, I looked at a bunch of those maps picked arbitrarily, and there's thick red lines coming out of every state. None appear to be up to California's shipping level.

The one that gave my home...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-14-2006, 07:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,851
Posted By xant
Ahem. That's spelled with a P, good sir.

Ahem. That's spelled with a P, good sir.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-07-2006, 04:17 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,160
Posted By xant
For me the really striking thing is the illusion...

For me the really striking thing is the illusion that the clouds are under the ice. I was convinced I was looking at it wrong until I saw the streaks of clouds atop the ice, most visible in the...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2006, 06:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,728
Posted By xant
Even if snake and hamster do nothing to each...

Even if snake and hamster do nothing to each other, hamsters have been known to die of heart attacks. The stress on that hamster is likely to kill it soon whether the snake helps or not.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-24-2006, 02:39 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,727
Posted By xant
The phenomenon that Elspode (and, I assume, wolf)...

The phenomenon that Elspode (and, I assume, wolf) is referring to is the use of shoes to mark inner city gang territory. I don't know if this is a worldwide phenomenon, but I've certainly seen it...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-31-2005, 03:33 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,614
Posted By xant
Burny but good

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Oh heck yeah. Mix it up with soy, mash it into an extra bowl of rice. I can't always stand to eat the whole ball, but I've been known to. Tastebuds? I think you are referring to my...
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