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Forum: Home Base 09-03-2006, 07:30 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,924
Posted By SmartAZ
Never fall in love with a tennis player. To a...

Never fall in love with a tennis player. To a tennis player love means nothing.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-05-2005, 11:57 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,398
Posted By SmartAZ
What, you like puke and dung?

What, you like puke and dung?
Forum: Home Base 10-05-2005, 11:54 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,219,517
Posted By SmartAZ
A blond goes to a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she...

A blond goes to a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "I haven't had sex for ages, but I have orgasms every night. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Hmm. Well, obviously you're coming...
Forum: Home Base 10-05-2005, 11:48 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,995
Posted By SmartAZ
http://www.boomspeed.com/carolrobert/vampire.gif

http://www.boomspeed.com/carolrobert/vampire.gif
Forum: Current Events 10-01-2005, 07:14 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,940
Posted By SmartAZ
One nice thing about the internet is everybody...

One nice thing about the internet is everybody gets to pretend they own it.
Forum: Creative Expression 09-29-2005, 08:41 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,353
Posted By SmartAZ
Lightbulb Vegas

Vegas
by SmartAZ

The year was 1989. I had a van, lots of money, and lots of time, so I was driving around the country doing things I had always wanted to try. One of those things was playing...
Forum: Politics 09-29-2005, 08:33 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,073
Posted By SmartAZ
http://www.photodump.com/direct/SmartAZ/warningsig...

http://www.photodump.com/direct/SmartAZ/warningsign.jpg
Forum: Politics 09-29-2005, 08:27 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,714
Posted By SmartAZ
When a lady needs a friend, there's nothing...

When a lady needs a friend, there's nothing better than men!
Forum: Home Base 09-29-2005, 08:14 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 22,560
Posted By SmartAZ
I spent some time in Georgia. I met a man named...

I spent some time in Georgia. I met a man named Geoffrey and his sister Claudia. But it's not what you think. His name was pronounced "Goffry" and hers was "Clay-uda". The parents found the names in...
Forum: Relationships 09-28-2005, 03:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,942
Posted By SmartAZ
Cool You want equality? Here's equality!

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/newswimwear.JPG
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/
Forum: Image of the Day 09-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,312
Posted By SmartAZ
I didn't need to see that.

I didn't need to see that.
Forum: Relationships 09-27-2005, 06:55 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 21,737
Posted By SmartAZ
It pays to advertise. Assuming, of course, that a...

It pays to advertise. Assuming, of course, that a gal who advertises wants to get paid. I mean, once you determine what kind of gal you have, everything after that is just haggling over the price.
Forum: Relationships 09-27-2005, 06:50 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 10,781
Posted By SmartAZ
You are married when you decide you're married....

You are married when you decide you're married. The ring, the license, the ceremony, are all symbols. Don't ever mistake a symbol for the thing it symbolizes.

You are legally married if you can...
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-26-2005, 07:37 PM
Replies: 638
Views: 288,103
Posted By SmartAZ
Sure it does: VOTE PICARD/RIKER! GET SOME...

Sure it does:

VOTE PICARD/RIKER!
GET SOME LEADERSHIP
FOR A CHANGE!
Forum: Image of the Day 09-26-2005, 07:18 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,442
Posted By SmartAZ
Fresh pics HERE...

Fresh pics HERE (http://unclebobs.infopop.cc/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/717606232/m/3831087451/r/6081034551) and HERE (http://unclebobs.infopop.cc/KATRINA.htm).
Forum: Home Base 09-26-2005, 06:50 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 8,106
Posted By SmartAZ
I don't carry tools. I carry a cellphone so I can...

I don't carry tools. I carry a cellphone so I can call a mechanic who knows what he's doing.
Forum: Politics 09-25-2005, 07:04 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,714
Posted By SmartAZ
I agree that UT had a lot of points. It will take...

I agree that UT had a lot of points. It will take a couple of years to address all the implications and misconcep... uh, I mean, things we see differently.

I'll work on it. Watch this space.
Forum: Home Base 09-25-2005, 06:55 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 22,560
Posted By SmartAZ
I thought that was pretty big of me, seeing as...

I thought that was pretty big of me, seeing as how I started the thread.
Forum: Politics 09-24-2005, 07:48 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,714
Posted By SmartAZ
Yeah, well, I've gotta wash my socks. I'm not...

Yeah, well, I've gotta wash my socks. I'm not sure yet how long I'll hang around here. I was hoping for better discussions. I mean without the insults.
Forum: Creative Expression 09-24-2005, 07:37 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 9,614
Posted By SmartAZ
Moose Turd Pie

MOOSE TURD PIE
by SmartAZ

At one time, someone had to build the first railroad across the USA. Nearly all the work was done by immigrants: Chinese and Mexicans in the west, Irish and Poles in the...
Forum: Politics 09-24-2005, 07:28 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,034
Posted By SmartAZ
Jimmy Carter was a nice guy and underappreciated,...

Jimmy Carter was a nice guy and underappreciated, but I never percieved him as having a strong character.
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2005, 07:25 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 22,560
Posted By SmartAZ
How did you choose your screen name?

I'll go first.

I wasn't always SmartAZ, I used to be Wallstar. I didn't think about it, it was the first word that came to mind. It seemed like something I had seen every day.

Then it occurred...
Forum: Politics 09-24-2005, 07:22 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,650
Posted By SmartAZ
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Forum: Politics 09-24-2005, 07:13 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,714
Posted By SmartAZ
So I'm a moron because you don't happen to agree...

So I'm a moron because you don't happen to agree with me?

So you think it's important to be "up to date" even if the country is falling apart because the current fads don't work right?

I'm...
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2005, 07:01 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,370
Posted By SmartAZ
So ya gave up on the heaters, huh? You know the...

So ya gave up on the heaters, huh? You know the old saying: "You can't have your kayak and heat it too!"
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