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Forum: Image of the Day 01-10-2005, 09:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,722
Posted By hairdog
My dad was a torpedo pilot on the USS Guadalcanal...

My dad was a torpedo pilot on the USS Guadalcanal when they captured the U-505. I wish I could ask him some questions about it, but alas, he died in 1997.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-18-2004, 11:05 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,658
Posted By hairdog
Anyone think (like me) that this dude looks a lot...

Anyone think (like me) that this dude looks a lot like Gollum?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2004, 01:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,186
Posted By hairdog
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
Forum: Image of the Day 01-22-2004, 03:05 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 9,837
Posted By hairdog
You know, with a more flattering haircut, she...

You know, with a more flattering haircut, she really wouldn't look that bad. Except, of course, for that GIANT POTATO on her ass.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-13-2004, 04:41 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,458
Posted By hairdog
The Rabbi who performed the circumcision had to...

The Rabbi who performed the circumcision had to use a concrete saw, but still, it was a delicate operation.

Now, I'm trying to figure out what you call a concrete woody....
Forum: Image of the Day 12-16-2003, 02:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,748
Posted By hairdog
Reminds me of when Gilligan screwed up the...

Reminds me of when Gilligan screwed up the burning log SOS and changed it to SOL. A passing plane said, "Hmmm, SOL, must be the islanders' way of greeting us."
Forum: Image of the Day 09-25-2003, 02:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 13,415
Posted By hairdog
I saw a couple of these at an airfield in Georgia...

I saw a couple of these at an airfield in Georgia (can't remember exactly where). They are truly silly looking. The people we were visiting live about 1/4 of a mile away from the airfield and say...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-15-2003, 08:20 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 15,318
Posted By hairdog
What's that, uh, thing, hanging between his legs?...

What's that, uh, thing, hanging between his legs? Is it his ween? Or is it an unfortunately-placed tab to snap into his chair? Either way, it's a hoot. Did you do that in 20 seconds on Microsoft...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2003, 08:00 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 23,808
Posted By hairdog
Why can't we all just get along?

Why can't we all just get along?
Forum: Image of the Day 08-12-2003, 07:51 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,926
Posted By hairdog
Hey, I'm a KC Royals fan, too! Cool. How many...

Hey, I'm a KC Royals fan, too! Cool. How many KC people are on this board?
Anyway, I had a friend who bought the GWB action figure, got ready to send it into battle, and it was GONE! AWOL! He...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-24-2003, 10:05 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,116
Posted By hairdog
That's okay, Bruce. I did become somewhat of an...

That's okay, Bruce. I did become somewhat of an expert on maggots...was able to destroy the testimony of the other side's expert. And, as far as leeches are concerned...remember, I'm a government...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-23-2003, 08:14 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,116
Posted By hairdog
As a lawyer for Medicare, I had a case where a...

As a lawyer for Medicare, I had a case where a lady had a pressure sore on her leg and when they unwrapped the dressings, 150 maggots fell out. So they cleaned her up, dressed the wound again, and...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-06-2003, 01:51 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 10,074
Posted By hairdog
Or, for those of us who are older: Hey! You...

Or, for those of us who are older:
Hey! You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
Forum: Image of the Day 05-28-2003, 02:38 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,368
Posted By hairdog
The odd thing is, these were found near...

The odd thing is, these were found near heiroglyphic-type writings which translate, roughly, into "Have a nice day."
Forum: Image of the Day 05-02-2003, 02:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,922
Posted By hairdog
Man, I was clicking on everything, trying my...

Man, I was clicking on everything, trying my hardest to translate. Then I got to the bottom and saw that they had an English version. DOH!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-04-2003, 01:48 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 13,322
Posted By hairdog
You said it was "meters longer than the largest...

You said it was "meters longer than the largest whales." Blue whales are about 75 to 80 feet long, or about 24 meters long. Sorry, but this thing doesn't look that long.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-06-2003, 03:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,927
Posted By hairdog
You are all wrong. The Virgin Mary is barely...

You are all wrong. The Virgin Mary is barely visible in the top of the photo. She is wearing a pink house dress and slippers. Standard Virgin Mary garb.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-10-2003, 07:38 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,361
Posted By hairdog
"Meat is Murder", 1985 by The Smiths. I'm not a...

"Meat is Murder", 1985 by The Smiths. I'm not a fan, just know how to find my way around allmusic.com., and love to try to answer trivia.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-06-2002, 02:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,045
Posted By hairdog
Sorry...couldn't resist.

Sorry...couldn't resist.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-30-2002, 03:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,893
Posted By hairdog
Some pig!

Some pig!
Forum: Image of the Day 08-22-2002, 07:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 6,658
Posted By hairdog
I knew a guy who was in the Vietnam war and he...

I knew a guy who was in the Vietnam war and he told me that the medics used Super Glue (aka cyanoacrylate) to close wounds in the battlefield.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-21-2002, 02:28 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,198
Posted By hairdog
They happen only in the desert? I seem them all...

They happen only in the desert? I seem them all the time in the Kansas prairies between Topeka and the Colorado border. Especially in a dry year. But we can agree that they are awesome sights.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-01-2002, 04:53 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 13,190
Posted By hairdog
Really! You should not criticize Mr. Ashcroft. ...

Really! You should not criticize Mr. Ashcroft. Such criticism can be seen as anti-patriotic. We'll be sending a truth squad to your door to see if you are complying with the US Patriot Act.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-16-2002, 02:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,362
Posted By hairdog
Unhappy OH MY GOD! See attached.

OH MY GOD! See attached.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-26-2002, 04:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,576
Posted By hairdog
The website notes that this thing is going to be...

The website notes that this thing is going to be manufactured by John Deere. Well, "nothing walks like a Deere."
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