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Vincent Gallo Merchandise

Can't say it's going on my Christmas List, but thought I'd spread the word in case anyone else was interested.

From The Friday Thing:

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VINCENT GALLO: SUPER SEED

Vincent Gallo has been having something of a spring clean. The merchandise pages of the Hollywood renaissance man's website are suddenly replete with all manner of once-in-a-lifetime Gallorabilia, ranging from autographed magazines on which he is the cover star to a painting by 'the multitalented Charles Manson'. Plus of course, for the princely sum of a million dollars, you can also avail yourself of a shot of Gallo's sperm. For a half a million more, he'll even inseminate you himself. Unless he finds you attractive. In which case he'll hump you for
free. But you still pay for the sperm. Wow. You've really got to admire the man's balls.

Link to Vincent Gallo merchandise site

Ewww! Vincent Gallo of 'Buffalo '69'--? I am happy to say that I don't WANT his yucky sperm! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UCK.

What a maroon.

And, does he have "mommy" issues, or what?

Way over the top. How about this pic?

http://www.galloappreciation.com/media/genreyes.jpg

I can honestly say I think that was scarier than goatse.

Gotta love the Yes t-shirt, though.

Who *is* this yutz, and why does anyone care?