For those who know...
 

sorry if this sounds extremely weird and vague, but hell i'm extremely weird...

i've picked up a few more licenses, professional designations and if you folks have any questions or concerns in my area of expertise i'd be happy to throw my opinion at you now that it isn't illegal. of course i can't do it in this public forum, but you can contact me if you are interested.

my fees are extremely reasonable (i rarely require surrender of your firstborn) ;)

seriously though, i can do a bit more legally than i could a few months ago if you want a sounding board.

Hmmm.....only 4,262 posts.....are you a spammer? :lol:

the first 4200+ posts were really just a clever diversionary tac i used so you wouldn't find out too soon that i really just want new clients. :right:

I wanna know about the illegal stuff, you spammer, you! Haven't seem much of you lately. So have you worked out a way to escape net nanny's clutches? :eyebrow:

In his industry, the illegal stuff is actually pretty boring and not worth writing about.

Okay, maybe it's exciting within his industry, but a snoozefest for the general public.

You really weren't very specific. But let me help you out by providing a price list.

1 Beer - Expert, coherent but qualified opinion with no guarantee
2 Beers - Expert opinion with greater confidence
3 Beers - Expert opinion mixed with unsolicited advice with a slightly slurred but ironclad guarantee.
4 Beers - All of the above and did anyone ever tell you how good you look.
5 Beers - It's a slam dunk, Mr. Presidenthttp://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/biggrin.gif