Guys: Anal Stimulation, yes or no?
 

This poll is by request of Brianna on The Sex Thread.

So here it comes guys: do you like anal stimulation? If you do, do you like being: licked (referred to as a "tossed salad") or penetrated? And if penetrated, by a toy or flesh?

If a girl wants to lick my asshole that is up to her. Doesn't do much for me though.

For the record, having your anus licked is called "rimming." Having one's salad tossed requires actual salad dressing or another condiment to be involved.

My husband wouldn't let me near it even if I wanted to, which I don't.

REALLY?! Well. That saves me a LOT of embarrassment right there! and, um, what would be the BEST dressing? Ranch? Bleu cheese?

Hell if I know. I just used to have a gay roommate who enjoyed explaining to me the finer points of kinkiness.

Eh, well I stand corrected. I always thought rimming and tossing the salad were synonymous.

Correction: a Google define: search returns that it is indeed synonymous:

But that's also from Wikipedia. I guess everyone has their own definitions.

That's the thing about slang (and all words, really): if enough people start to use it as synonymous with rimming, then eventually that will be what the word means. Maybe we've even already hit that point as wiki indicates, I have no idea. But I know that 5 years ago, my roommate and his boyfriend would have been very disappointed had you suggested one and then performed the other. :)

Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2 years have been a new experience for me.

An M16 barrel, combat boots of various armies, and a multitude of..... ah....electrical components have been introduced to my caboose.

Are they stimulating? Not in the way that you are referring, no.

When I am released my book will be published and you can all sympathize for the ol' fuzzy dictator, Saddam.

You'll have to talk to my new CIA friends about the photos of these intrusions though. You thought that Lindy pointing to one of my soldier's dick was bad?

Just imagine same assbag cramming an electrode up my ass posing for the camera. He had a W Bush mask on too.

How humiliating.

Ha! You guys are cowards. You vote but don't comment.

Never did it, thought about it.

I can't stand suppositories for nausea, much less something larger. One girl has tried to stick a finger in there, and she got a bunch of dolphin noises and a nearly broken finger for her trouble.

/I can clench real hard when startled

You forgot to mention your own head. Or maybe you did and we just couldn't hear you.

Ahh, no, but [rimshot [double rimshot]]thanks, really.

When I first became aware that this concept even existed, Angie, my date, in high school, kinda freaked me out at the suggestion of "rimjob". I had to have it explained to me. I don't know if she was just yanking my chain to see how shocked I'd be, or if I really missed my cue to a whole different world of kink. Regardless, the subject hasn't come up again outside the context of a prostate exam. And I am fine with that status quo.

i feel gay just reading this thread. i'm not even going to vote. yuck

Ok. But what about all the guys I've known who were NOT gay and really, really wanted to butt-Eff ME????? HUH? that's not sorta gay????? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

they only wanted to do it because they thought you'd like it. not gay. you ARE a girl.

Eh, I'm kind of torn on this. What I *think* about it falls squarely into line with LJ. My girlfriend has on occasion taken a 'stab' at it. It's extremely uncomfortable, but simultaneously... thrilling. I wouldn't ask for it. I don't particularly like it. But what I do like is that my girlfriend is into me enough and trusts me enough to occasionally try something different. She keeps things interesting. :D