Punxsutawney Phil...
 

... or should I say "Big Bob"? har har. *pokes dham*

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/16/rec....ap/index.html

funny, this seems more like "Onion" material.

For those that don't get the joke...

we were playing the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" board game. One of the questions was:

"This is the most famous groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania."

A) Phil
B) George
C) Earl
D) Big Bob

Or something like that. Now, the way it was going was that 4 people were guessing and 1 was the host. Well, Jenni got it right, Jen got it right, I got it right... and Joann selected "Big Bob". I fucking shit you not.

I was amazed.

No shit? Damn, when I fucking read that, I almost fucking pissed myself, motherfucker!

Gotta go poop now. Fuck.

No shit. Unless you're talking about the "grey matter" contained in her cranium...

Hubris: What the fuck are you fucking suggesting you fucking fucker.
;)
For refrence, i agree

I'm waiting for the day our entire vocabs are replaced with swear words, its happenign slowly, so we speak a bit liek animals..

X: FUcking fuckfuck, shit?
Y: Fuckingyou motherfucker, goddamn.
X: shithead!

A little "*******" help

http://www.freeality.com/phrases.htm