The Brick Testament
 

This really should be in the internet thread, but I thought I'd put it here instead. Call me a rebel...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

I think that site just taught me more about the old testament than 20 years of fundamentalist immersion.

LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!

oh, you GOTTA look at the "Sexual Discharge" one . . .

and all the other sex ones!

oh. oh. I hurt.

Where?

Awww... cats in church...
I love the way she writes about it as if it's a real church ("I had to vacuum the church before putting in the pews")

the sex stuff is under the "Law" section.

Well you must not have seen what they did to that prostitute...dirty..dirty...:)

Block action. Bom chicka..

not to mention the rebellious teenager.

So two pigeons a month for every woman who is menstruating. At that rate, you could clean up all the pigeons in Manhattan in six months.

I like how everything is fine when evening rolls around. "Just wait," I'll tell my Jewish lover, "it'll be evening soon and none of this will matter."

but that's the problem. Women in Manhattan don't menstruate. They totally abuse the pill.... it's all their fault.

The alligators in the sewers are growing breasts and picking out china patterns because of all the hormones being flushed down the toilet. I blame the Jews.