Who likes Spoonerisms???
 

Spoonerisms are a quaint English delicacy - the one that springs immediately to my mind refers to the all-female acrobatic act referred to as 'a cunning array of stunts'

Any others that you find memorable?

The difference between a womens track team and a team of female midget mensa members: One is an array of cunning runts

Jogged the memory - thanks:

Nuns in the bath - souls full of hope

What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket?








One of them snatches watches.

my Cellar member name used to be: e unibus plurum

Does Latin count?

tipping thread dangerously onto one rail...

What's the difference between a poor golfer and a poor skydiver?






One of them goes: "tttttThWACK! Shit!"

Don't sweat the petty things

Don't pet the sweaty things either. :lol:

My doctor once called it a "hypodeemic nurdle."

Is that like geting your merds wixed up?

Quite so, and ending up flaying the pool, and reeling a fight filly sucker

or waving your fist at your neighbor and yelling "miss on you pister....get in your own jack yard and back off!

two pickets to titsburgh, please!

Cupid Stunt.