The Gun's Challenge to the Cellar Dwellers
 

To My Fellow Cellar Dwellers,
during my short but gratifying time here in the dregs of the internet universe I have realized many of us resort to name calling and making fun of eachother instead presenting relevant arguement. I, for one, would much rather read real debate. So, I challenge each of you to this: no more name calling or child like responses. If you don't like what someone wrote, tell them why and explain why you feel differently. Let us act, once again, like well educated adults. The gauntlet has been thrown, My Dear Readers. Much love from the Gun, the Nicotinegun, that is. Let's start........................................................................................................................................NOW!!!!

oh shut your poopy mouth you poopy head !!!!!!!!

:notworthy Tell it like it is!

Oh Pie, you festering heap of parrot droppings, quit kissing Zips A**. Zip, I am personally offended by your use of the word "poopy head." My mom has Poopyhead syndrome. And as for NIC, you forgot the "s" in debate you Jessie Jackson wannabe.


Personally, I think that I am very mature...so....naner naner naaaaner!

Phhhhtttt!

Nicotene, what you've actually stumbled into is the world's most tightly knit collection of deconstructionists. Our name calling is actually a well reasoned and intellectually rigorous refutation of opposing views, but you're too locked in your own cultural language games to understand it.

Be free, man. Drink the kool-aid, read Foucault, become one of us! Pomo, baby, Pomo!

COCK!

:lol2:

I'm not real sure, but I think I resent being referred to as sub par, Internet-wise. One has to wonder whether or not we've all been offended first, and are now being challenged to respond in a creative, but not necessarily civil, manner.

BTW...it is "Cellar Dwellars", not Dwellers. Yes, we know it is improper spelling.

I think he'll figure it out.

He seems trainable. ([Stripes]what kind of training? "ARMY TRAINING, SIR!"[/Stripes])

wasn't it: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARMY TRAINING SIR!" :D

"Sub par" Els? I distinctly remember being collectively referred to as "the dregs of the internet universe". This was immediatley followed by "no more name calling". And then he says let's tawk.

Now what is it this guy really wants? An end to name calling or a converstation in the cellar?





*mumbles something about the heat in the kitchen*

I have a link to a nice little scapbooking forum that he might want to consider joining instead. Lot's of spirited discussions on embelishments without the name calling.

I've beat up much bigger women than Radar
 

What I was getting at was that some of you, Lookout, Gaydar, and Lumberjackoff, jump to name calling in the typical manner of the Neo-Demoncrats. It is fucking ridiculous how quick they are to skip the Goddamn thought process of actually formulating a well thought out, precise arguement and rely on playground tactics by saying, "you're a traitor, you're a dickhead."
Well no fucking shit, Little Beaver, it's no wonder GW won the election with people like you on the opposing team. God Damn!!!! As far as cute little code words you have for one and other, who gives a rats ass. I came here to do one thing: debate issues. You can't do that so lets get messy!

Whoever wrote the poopy thing, Thank you. It was very funny. I laughed quite extensively.

Radar drinks his own pee and sleeps with a binky in his mouth.

Please refer to the legendary Monty Python skit, "The Argument Clinic".

Radar may be a jerk, but he's *our* jerk, damnit. You have to be here for awhile before you start tossing around the furniture, man. How would you feel if I came to your house for the first time and shit on the rug? You'd be pissed. If we were well-acquainted, pals maybe, you'd just tell me to clean it up after I felt better.

You haven't been around long enough to shit on the rug, for sure.

And of those three, Lumberjim is the only Democrat. Or at least he might be, but I know that Radar and Lookout certainly aren't.

What you (or at least the troll persona you're using) don't seem to get is that it's not your views that generate the name calling. The three people you listed couldn't have more different views from each other. It's your lack of style.