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Mr.Anon.E.Mouse 08-10-2005 01:51 PM

Can't afford a whole Russian bride?
 
Get just the best parts!

Trilby 08-10-2005 02:34 PM

I used to be depressed because I thought I'd never find love.

Now, I'm just depressed.

mrnoodle 08-10-2005 03:02 PM

It took every fiber of my self control not to click on "Amputee Gallery".

footfootfoot 08-10-2005 05:08 PM

did someone say

"Amputee gallery?"

BigV 08-10-2005 05:39 PM

I looked. It is kind of sad. No trashiness, just, tragedy. One young woman in the amputee section is described in part this way: Occupation: Peasant. I don't think it's a joke. There's precious little humor here. Also little titillation. No pictures of the prostheses, crutches, etc. I saw only one picture of a wheelchair, and one of a little kid rolling along on what appeared to be trash can dolly, like you find under the big waste cans in the lunchroom at the middle school.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse 08-10-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle
It took every fiber of my self control not to click on "Amputee Gallery".


Submit to your whims, we'll never know!

Elspode 08-10-2005 10:44 PM

I think it takes a boatload of guts to seek companionship in such an open and frank manner. This site would have triggered my "bullshit" sensors except for the fact that it seems utterly innocent and sincere.

Frankly, seeing the ladies photos and reading the brief synopses makes me want to know more about them. What happened? How do they feel about themselves?

wolf 08-11-2005 12:27 AM

#12 Yana ... Occupation: Peasant.

:eyebrow:

I have a male friend who is one of those cautionary tales from childhood.

The one about playing with firecrackers.

Right hand amputation above the wrist.

I have not investigated this personally, but he tells me that there is a fairly large kink community devoted to folks that are missing bits.

SouthOfNoNorth 08-11-2005 07:28 AM

i'd think this was a beautiful and touching thing that probably helps people connect despite the misfortunes of their past, if i didn't have such a sick and depraved sense of humor.

umm.......i guess i'm just wondering how fine-tuned the "search" feature on the site is.....can you pick what....never mind.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse 08-11-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthOfNoNorth
i'd think this was a beautiful and touching thing that probably helps people connect despite the misfortunes of their past, if i didn't have such a sick and depraved sense of humor.

umm.......i guess i'm just wondering how fine-tuned the "search" feature on the site is.....can you pick what....never mind.

Oh, no, you DIDN'T...!

busterb 08-11-2005 12:12 PM

The son of a well liked sheriff, was in office for years. Rumor has it he got a mail order bride from RU. Anyway he was well connected. Was a game warden at a state lake first time I met him. Had two pearl handled guns on. To collect fishing fees?
Maybe their happy?

marichiko 08-11-2005 12:23 PM

(sigh) That just made me very sad. That's all. :(

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse 08-11-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko
(sigh) That just made me very sad. That's all. :(

Why?

lookout123 08-11-2005 02:19 PM

because there is no way for those poor girls to filter out the axe murderers?

plthijinx 08-11-2005 02:19 PM

I.......just.......can't.........resist..........I'll take a thigh and a leg please!


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