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This seems like the kinda image some of you lot would love to poke fun at :p so here have at and photoshop away {this should be interesting}

http://img206.echo.cx/img206/7277/speakenglish3cq.jpg

I think it's perfect, just like it is.

Agreed

Hey.. where are all the liberalese critters hiding then?

In this country, they speak English too, buckwheat.

You don't speak English, you don't use 'u's, you make cwarfee, and you don't know what a pavement is! You speak American. :stickpoke

This is a butchered attempt in Paint. I don't have photoshop on this computer (moan, hiss, growl...)

huh?
You mean the material that covers roads, driveways, and parking lots?

"huh" is not a word in the Oxford English Dictionary and therefore doesn't count. Neither does 'cum'.

No, I mean the thing you walk on to avoid disrupting traffic. You call them 'sidewalks'. Do they walk? No! Do not personify inanimate objects by attaching subverbs!

ooh what an enjoyable afternoon of patriotism and provocation

So it's true ? You people really don't get off??? ;)

"Just lie back and think of England . . . . "

I don't know which Americans you've been talking to, but where I'm from (St. Louis), we call it CAW-fee. Here in Philadelphia, the first syllable is more stressed than "normal."

BLB, what? Liberals can't believe that people that come to the States should speak English?

syc - you're not making it any better on the cawfee ;)

Brianna, we come, it's longer :P

So how do the British pronounce it? Not you, b/c your English is probably as bastardized as ours. :)

i'll show you cum bri - c'mon, play with me! :king:

CO - FEE. Not corfee, cawfee, caaafee, carfi.

And Brianna, I wouldn't say that.