Damn, I look buff today!
Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.
Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw. Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today. I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho. ;-) |
jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose.
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I'm sorry, is there any other way?
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true..... true.
waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?....... ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it.......... cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced. woooohoooo! oh yeah..... I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned ...... I meant to do that. |
It's definitely a 2-martini night!
Or maybe some Scotch. :beer: |
ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ...
...hot bath....... definitely getting woozy. talking louder. embarrasing jinx maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/ |
hey!
do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk? |
Re: Damn, I look buff today!
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..or you could just post a picture.:angel: |
Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all.:blush:
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oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out.
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Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?
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Dumbasses, all of you.
Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch. Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean? xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back. I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs. |
You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference.:)
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Shit, he;s screening his calls.
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Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!
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