polls
what do you think about polls?
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I have nothing against polls, and I think we can all agree that it's in very poor taste to tell all those vicious jokes about them.
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I don't like them because my answers are usually more complicated than the choices given in the polls. I tend to obsess over them, trying to figure out what the pollsters are trying to figure out, etc., etc.
My favorite poll question is a common one having to do with identfying the poll takers. Marital status: Single Married Divorced Widowed I get to check 3 and always do to be accurate, but also to make a statement about polls. |
Why does the new poll-ish navy have glass bottomed boats?
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So they can make sure they're right side up? :)
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That's good too, but the traditional answer is:
"to see the old poll-ish navy." |
I like flagpolls the best. Especially when they are shiny and new. Sometimes there's underwear at the top.
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how do you get a one armed poll out of a tree?
ps. don't get me started on dead baby jokes or 'amputee' jokes... |
I would like to apologize for this thread. I wouldn't have done it, but I had a poll up my ass.
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What if you did a poll about a thread about polls?
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are you asking if the poll up my ass has a poll up its ass?
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Maybe you could do a poll about the poll up your ass.
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Where are the pole dancers?:worried:
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You're slacking. Who's the Dirty Ol' Man here?
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HEY! If y'all don't cut it out, I'm calling the POLL-EASE!
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