(Is it true what thay say about old golfers?)
 

Thay never die,thay just loose there balls.

Don't they say that about old bowlers too?

Do you mean lose their balls or loose their balls? I wouldnt normally pick up on typos but that could be an important distinction.....*grins*

Those dirty old gophers and their loose balls...

Maybe they loose their bowels.

)Lady complaining to club house manager.)
 

She complained that she had been bitten by a bee.

Manager.

Where were you bitten?

Lady.

Between the first and second whole.

Manager.

Perhaps you should change your stance.

Maybe you should think a bit longer before you post. Or at least before you start threads.