| lumberjim |
05-07-2004 10:02 PM |
Change one letter; define same
quote:Originally posted by lumberjim
inuendo: (def) an Italian suppository.
Quote:
posted by jdbutler
Good one!
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: I would spell your word inuend-OH!
This could be a new thread for all of the sicko's: Such as:
“Afropros”: Anything relevant to the black community.
“Alcoholyc” - A drunken man of the cloth.
“Arnold Schwanzenegger”: The well-hung, male porn star that lost the California governors race.
“Au Bone Pain” The café of choice for overworked porn stars, chiropractors, and those afflicted with osteopornosis.
"Osteopornosis": A degenerate disease, usually found in teenage boys, characterized by a stiffening of the bone.
“Aunticipation”: What you experience when you are getting frisky and inebriated with your mother’s sister.
“Asspoles”: Polish Assholes.
"Battoo" - Those hideous colored markings left on your skin after being beaten with a Louisville Slugger.
“Bleat their meat”: What lonely shepherds do for fun. (Baaad!)
C'mon guys, send those submissions in!!!
Most creative submission receives a trip to England to witness the “Crap Circles”: (The mysterious markings left in fields by terrified UFO abductees) , a book of “Early English Cliterature”: (Soft porn of the Middle Ages), and an overnight frolic with a
“Krakoe” (A drug addicted prostitute from a city in Southern Poland).
Do not suffer from a “Wimpulse” ( A sudden inclination to act spinelessly), send in your contributions! Beware of the Woofie though, she shoots punsters on sight. Have Fun...
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these are friggin hysterical.
jinx heard one:
bacne: having a back covered in nasty clumps of disfiguring zits. |
