| Hubris Boy |
10-07-2001 08:58 PM |
Latest World Extremist Update
Recent events have been perplexing yet highly publicized, and yet how many truly understand the meaning of these events? Has anyone here the wit or the insight to penetrate the true meaning of these occurances? Here we will note, with turgidity unrelenting and a pompous reliance on the passive voice, a meaningless panoply of swill.
George W. Bush foolishly sends carrier battle groups to the Indian Ocean, and yet it is noted that the lemur population of Madagascar continues its precipitous decline. Is Pakistan to blame? It is hardly thought likely that the Pakistani government would countenance this decline in light of objections from PETA and other militant extremists. We must therefore conclude (as has been stated by me previously) that said decline may be attributed to an irrational reliance on foreign supplies of bauxite.
As was warned by me in Part II, Paragraph 3, Section 7-d of the post "Life After Lobotomy- Who Needs A Left Hemisphere?", France single-mindedly continues the production of both nuclear power on a large scale AND runny, stinky cheese that is unpalatable to the rest of the world. Both of these activities can be attributed to the efforts of reactionary elements in the Austro-Hungarian Empire in the aftermath of the Defenestration of Prague. Why do we not act? Love of cheese? Or an administration of right-wing militant extremists beholden to the international cheese lobby?
This serves only to strengthen the previously-made by me argument against the reopening of Reagan National airport. It is assumed that any associated supporting element effects a significant implementation of the preliminary qualification limit. To further describe and annotate, a constant flow of effective communication requires considerable systems analysis and trade-off studies to arrive at the postulated use of dialog management technology. Similarly, the product configuration baseline adds overriding performance constraints to the overall negative profitability. In particular, a large proportion of interface coordination communication necessitates that urgent consideration be applied to possible bidirectional logical relationship approaches. Interestingly enough, the independent functional principle presents extremely interesting challenges to the total system rationale. Thus, the product assurance architecture is further compounded when taking into account the evolution of specifications over a given time period. Further, the fully integrated test program adds explicit performance limits to any discrete configuration mode. This should be clear to anyone who reads the news.
Last week Bill Clinton was suspended from the bar of the Supreme Court of the United States, and yet there is no criticism on the Cellar of Ariel Sharon. NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquistion. Our chief weapon is surprise and fear. The warbling of the crested titmouse is clearly audible to those who will hear it.
All of this was predicted by me in previous posts. And yet there were some who dared to argue against the implementation of strict quarantine measures to prevent the spread of the virus. Some even dared to disagree with me! ME!!! This, plus appropriate prophylactic measures and a conscientiously followed program of good oral hygiene, would have allowed the British SAS, operating in 4-man teams, to prevent further contamination of the nesting site. It may already be too late.
Interesting to note that, despite the obvious twin dangers of religious extremism and jet-powered aircraft, well-known Scientologist John Travolta continues to pilot his privately owned Boeing 727 without government oversight. Coincidence? No! Orders from Commander Zeep. The salad fork waits. Frying the left filter ice cube neon. Blue garbage can in utero with mayonnaise.
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