pics of the prez
 

Interesting picture of the prez today. In this thumbnail, I thought he might be dancing to the Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian".

But in larger version you can tell he's actually trying to fly like superman.

Nooooooo, he's saying that the field goal was "No Good."

Or he's saying that midgets are "about this tall."

Of course he could be playing pretend Bongos.

You must be _THIS_ high to fly Air Force One

Safe!

"Once, I killed two men with the edges of my hands in one swift, deft double chop...Like THIS"

The female plants are about this high so far this season.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

"How much water in the White House basement this morning, sir?"

"We have GOT to keep those fucking Iraqis in their place, just like we do with niggers."

I've had it up to here with people bringing up my military desertion...

This is how I flew jets in the Air National Guard...

I am NOT the Walrus! Koo Koo Ka Choo

:band: :violin:
You put both hands in, you take both hands out, you put both hands in and shake them all about...

Texas has spics and wetbacks not niggers.

Eh, there are quite a few niggers in Texas, particularly in Houston and Dallas.

"Tell the bartender at Camp David I want *two* whiskeys, each about this tall."

"Someone has stolen my basketballs!"

"How much cash did Halliburton pump into my campaign? 'Bout this much, I guess."