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Case of mistaken identity
dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:38:11 2002
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey hey sweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me??????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm ur girlfriend!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the ****!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: bot. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:27 2002 Continued (Thank you 10,000 character limit) |
Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:28 2002
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? dys4iK: I have no clue who the hell you are, dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!! dys4iK: you're josh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh. dys4iK: I wish I was drunk... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: how'd you find me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night. dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer, dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u?? dys4iK: 'cause i'm in hard drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit dys4iK: I lied. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: in fact, dys4iK: I could be on drugs, dys4iK: _right now)_ sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this **** sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal dys4iK: yep. dys4iK: drugs and college. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that dys4iK: yep sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy dys4iK: I've gotta go **** my sister now. dys4iK: back in a bit. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8 dys4iK: oh, hey, right. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: my cousin, then. dys4iK: how old are my cousins? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high? dys4iK: I can' help it, dys4iK: it's the drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: my deal? dys4iK: ten bucks an hour. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy dys4iK: who's tracy? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: sure. dys4iK: she was a nice lay. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here dys4iK: of course. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i'm crying b/c of u dys4iK: her and some other girl. dys4iK: it was fun! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH dys4iK: and some guy. dys4iK: I think. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U dys4iK: I can't really remember. dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY dys4iK: no, not gay. dys4iK: not yet. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT dys4iK: it happened tommorow! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: tommorow. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna come over ok dys4iK: over to canada? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada?? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talkin* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over dys4iK: I already told you I'm not josh. dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am, dys4iK: so I'm playing the part. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: but, I can't play it in person. dys4iK: sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna break up with u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing dys4iK: yep. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: such a stupid name. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i'm on my way over dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: see you in a few days. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i'm leaving sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good dys4iK: yay. dys4iK: you promise to neve rphone? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay dys4iK: why would I be mad? dys4iK: oh, sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i'm leaving u dys4iK: please don't leave me! dys4iK: please stay! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: wahhhh! dys4iK: *cries* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not comin over dys4iK: gladly! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again dys4iK: you don't want to get into the threesome? dys4iK: hey, speaking of which, dys4iK: I should get back to sex. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there dys4iK: tracy. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............. dys4iK: .................! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( dys4iK: come on. dys4iK: you enjoyed it too. dys4iK: I know about you two. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm dys4iK: when you got drunk? dys4iK: at some party. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ................. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago dys4iK: there you go. dys4iK: see? dys4iK: it was fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh dys4iK: deal with it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing dys4iK: I can't fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u dys4iK: I told you! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm tellin ur parents sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help dys4iK: when I figure out who you are... dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!! dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house dys4iK: she is? dys4iK: since when? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about dys4iK: hey, whoa. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da dys4iK: our dads are ****ing? dys4iK: when did that start? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: that's pretty crazy. dys4iK: think they'd let us join in? dys4iK: with tracy, too? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick bastard sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature dys4iK: I'm immature? dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u dys4iK: neither can I. dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: that was funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though. dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me, dys4iK: we could have a threesome. dys4iK: or something. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj dys4iK: pretty clever, eh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it dys4iK: wasn't my idea. dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car dys4iK: I have a car? dys4iK: cool! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me dys4iK: hey, yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it dys4iK: what are you, then? dys4iK: cheesecake! dys4iK: haha! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: you're a cheesecake. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how? dys4iK: now that everyone's seen pictures of you naked. dys4iK: heh heh. dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night., dys4iK: =) dys4iK: it was kind of you. Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:57:45 2002 |
Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:03:41 2002
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we're over dys4iK: hey, you're back. dys4iK: hi again! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this??????? dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are! dys4iK: but this sure is fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh! dys4iK: =) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: underwater? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh dys4iK: oh, right. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: fat, ugly. dys4iK: lot of acne down your back. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong dys4iK: blue hair. dys4iK: purple eyes! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???? dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader dys4iK: but noone will tell you. dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, coo.. dys4iK: cool. dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: duhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there's teh old josh dys4iK: whatever! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw dys4iK: you're so funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up dys4iK: you're pretty thick, aren't you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i've ever had if u know what i eman sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight. dys4iK: come over right now. dys4iK: let's smoke some crack. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though. dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not clammhy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body dys4iK: Sammy the Clam! dys4iK: pure silk lotion? dys4iK: doesn't silk come out of the *** of worms? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something. dys4iK: I'm not sticking myself back in there. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:20 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:24 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'll wear my cheerleading outfit for you dys4iK: ew. dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly dys4iK: will you wear a strapon? dys4iK: and **** me in the *** ? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog **** you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm dys4iK: do it! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog dys4iK: you can smoke crack first. dys4iK: I'll get a dog! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no dys4iK: so it can **** you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO dys4iK: and I'll videotape it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u dys4iK: I want me, too. dys4iK: but I'm with tracy now! dys4iK: sorry! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:29 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! -dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:32 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me dys4iK: I'm madly in love with you. dys4iK: the drugs are ****ing with my head. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I don't know what i'm doing anymore. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too dys4iK: marry me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I was lying about tracy! dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous! dys4iK: seriously!~ Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:28 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:33 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww dys4iK: i was lying again. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????? dys4iK: 'cause it's funny to watch you awwwww at me. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me dys4iK: I need more drugs. dys4iK: I love drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me dys4iK: I love drugs! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that dys4iK: and I'm running low on needles. dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles. dys4iK: damnit! dys4iK: ****ing hell. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: oh well. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit dys4iK: I'll microwave them. dys4iK: stop what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird dys4iK: I'm jonesing. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: coming down. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today dys4iK: hey, me too! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u dys4iK: why? you're supposed to hate me, bitch. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u dys4iK: you keep telling me you do! dys4iK: stop the lying! dys4iK: oh god, I can't take it anymore! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u dys4iK: ****ing hell! dys4iK: I should just oD. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait dys4iK: it'd be fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming over right now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: go for it. dys4iK: you know where I live. dys4iK: (I don't.) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i'll be over in 20 min dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dys4iK: I'll be waiting. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............... dys4iK: ......................... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please dys4iK: I'll go get the strapon. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm on my way over now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon dys4iK: bye! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002 |
Do you think anyone is going to take the time to read all this shit?
Jeez, cut to the chase already. Just post the part where her panties come off.
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FnF, you really ought not taunt april that way.
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I really want to be a little mouse in Josh's room when she arrived (and not only for the sex thing...)
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That was freaking hysterical. So, presumably she went over to Josh's and found out that FNF and he were not the same person, and she died from shame?
Oh, wait...in looking this back over again, I see that she had no shame to die from. |
I think it was a gaggle of 12 year old girls at a sleep over fucking with FNF's mind...
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Erm, this isn't "my" log. This is just something I found online and thought it was hilarious. So I posted it here.
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And yet it sounds like something you might do.
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Ah ha. Next time say so in the first place!
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Seen that a couple times before.
After you read it for the first time, it just becomes depressing. People are so stupid. |
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That said, some of this was very very disturbing. |
Gaggle of girls? I think a giggle of girls would be more appropriate. ;)
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