Fun Quiz: If you were a Barbie...
 

This is kinda dumb, but it's funny as hell.

If you were a Barbie, what messed-up version would you be?

This is what I got:

You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're really cheesy!
Have fun with the entire football team.

http://images.quizilla.com/F/frozene...pRACHELSB4.jpg

Somebody once sent me some very well-done shots of barbie dolls in bondage, but I can't find it. (It's probably not still there anyway.)

Go on google image search for "barbie" I saw it yesterday one or two pages deep. If I wasn't at work I'd have posted it.

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/F/frozenebony/1048039075_pRACHELSB2.jpg" border="0" alt="Exotic Dancer"><br>You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,<br>and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it<br>off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
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Hey Gwennie!

Good to see you gal!

As you already know, I am a Sorority Slut Barbie.

(Howdy Cellar PPL - just joined. this looks like a fun place.)

Hey, Gwennie! Wenchie and I tripped over each other getting in the door when we found out you were here. How's it going, baby doll? :)

Hey sweetie. I can run but I can't hide. :D

Hey sista! Nice to see ya. These folks are OK.

There you go, tony.;)

hey gwennie! whatcha doin' later?!?! wanna join the mile high club?!?:D

(wait, shouldn't this be in the "pick-up lines" thread?:rolleyes:

I'll do anything in cyberspace, hon.

http://tragickingdom.net/gwennie/gwen-stripping.jpg

These are very close to the real Barbie. It seems the Barbie doll sold in the U.S. was based on a German sex doll, which in turn was based on a fictitious prostitute. There was an article in Salon about it:

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/1997/11/26harlot.html

Salon should be shot for reprinting April articles in November.