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vsp	01-02-2004 03:15 PM

Well, that about wraps it up for Christianity

Action: <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-12robertson,0,3698134.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines">Pat Robertson says "God told me that Bush'll be reelected in a landslide."</a>

Response: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3513/christ_islam.html">Christ converts to Islam</a>

Elspode

01-02-2004 09:02 PM

I like it where Pat essentially says that Dubya could be a complete fuckup and God would still want him to be POTUS...

Who says Jehovah doesn't have a sense of humor?

God	01-02-2004 09:34 PM

The actual quote was "Bush'll be re-incarnated as a pool slide" but people only hear what they want to hear.

Oh, and for the overtime I spent on the Saddam capture.......you're welcome.

xoxoxoBruce

01-02-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by God
Oh, and for the overtime I spent on the Saddam capture.......you're welcome.

Saddam, shmaddam, where the hell is Osama? Huh, where, Huh, huh???:p

God	01-02-2004 10:07 PM

What, like I dont get the holidaze off too? I'll be back in the office on Monday Mr Smarty posts.

God	01-02-2004 11:12 PM

And another thing, while I'm here. Jesus once considered converting to Islam, but I learned of this and forbid him from watching Survivor - The Roman Coliseum.

That straightened his ass up quick.

richlevy

01-03-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
I like it where Pat essentially says that Dubya could be a complete fuckup and God would still want him to be POTUS...

Who says Jehovah doesn't have a sense of humor?

I'm not a Christian, but there is an interesting passage in Revelations about the end of the world as we know it.

Quote:

Revelation 6:1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

Revelation 6:2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

A butterfly ballot, some dimpled chads, and here we are. Maybe God does have a sense of humor. But in this case it's a little dark.

BTW, are there any white horses in Crawford?

xoxoxoBruce

01-03-2004 11:18 AM

How about a white horses ass.:(

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