Why is this place so quiet today?
 

Not much to say, but it's colder 'n fuck out here today. (must quit smoking).

Anyway, I'm blue...blue58, never formally introduced myself. I lurk more than post, but on Thursday's I have a lame ass job that frees me up to post (some times) between irritating phone calls.

So, nice to meet you all...carry on.

Why is this place so quiet? I dunno about everyone else, but exams are on and I've studied so much that my sanity is gone. Day in, day out all this week I've not been to sleep before 02:30am.

Yet, there is still more studying to be done! Oh, and work sucks a lot right now, too. And I haven't done any Christmas shopping, yet. And graduations are coming up, which means I have to get behind the camera and take pictures of students with a smile as fake as the diploma they're holding.

Did I mention that studying for exams sucks a lot? My head fucking hurts. Coffee isn't fixing it, anymore. Espresso, coming up!

After this is all over with (which will probably be sometime around, oh, December 24th or so?) I'm cleaning out the local liquor store and burning all my notes and calling in sick to work.

Busy day. Last night I got nailed by a hit and run driver. It took me over a mile in traffic to apprehend him. He doesn't speak English or of course have a drivers license. The police suspect he's an illegal alien. Where's Homeland Security when you need them? The car he was driving is supposedly insured but trying to determine if he had permission to drive it is tricky. So between two insurance companies, the police and little or no English speaking parties it's a fustercluck.:( Welcome to the Cellar, blue.

Eeep...
Does sound interesting though. How did you go about 'apprehending' the said driver? Did you put him in the giant scrotum and drag him to the cops?

Did he hit your car? Which side/angle?

I haven't been very active here either, and I apologize for that.

On a sidenote, I just ate a piece of english toffee with what I assumed was a little piece of dissovable rice paper wrapped around it ... no, it was definitely a piece of plastic that I just pulled out of my mouth. Gross.

Anyway, work has been busy as shit. The other full-time business reporter is this lame bitch who's been "sick" and in and out of the office for the past four weeks ... and of course my fucking boss took her third week of vacation in two months this week. In other words, there's a lot to be done and not a whole lot of organization. I just want to throw a chair through a window.

We had a company breakfast this morning to celebrate the holidays ... I caught one of the business chicks cooking scrambled eggs in the MICROWAVE. Gross (again). I scooped up some eggs and noticed some of it had a greenish, greyish tinge ... in a phone conversation earlier I compared it to an old, wet sponge.

So, that's my day in Suburbia, USA. Anyone win the lottery lately?

No, but my wife goes to iwon.com every day -- something I will apparently never be able to talk her out of.

"One day..", she says, "I could win! And then you'll know I was right! Ha ha ha ha!"

Yeah, right!

Look at the chipmunk.

Isn't it cute?

Don't you feel better already?

I had some really sinfull thoughts about changing that link to goatsex or the mostannoyingpage or tubgirl...

But you seemed unstable and my address is posted somewhere on this board...

Nah I only do that on Slashdot. 8-)

lottery = stupidity tax

Naw, it's a dream tax. For a buck, you're allowed to fantasize (until the drawing) about all the great things you would do with the money. Cars you'd drive, places you'd go, hitmen you'd hire.......:)

I wouldn't soil my Bull Scrotum with that piece of beaner shit. He ignored me until I got in front of him. As I said in other threads, I've been an auto racing fan for a long time. I know some moves. He took out the left rear quarter from behind but fortunately not the wheel/tire or he'd have escaped. After he stopped the first thing I did was take a picture of his face. :shotgun: