and monkeys will fly outta my rear....
 

Clean Hangover
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

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man! how did i miss that? thanks, bruce!