i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

some one help me out!

And the parrot said "So's mine, must be something in the water."

Paddy O'Furniture.

"Whoo hoo! This means the Eagles won the Superbowl!!"

"Some asshole's got my pen!"

That's not a punchline, it's the entire joke.:D

Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

I was thinking it maybe had something to do with a gerbil and Jerry Penacoli.

Re: Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

thank you!

Yes? Did someone call?

It isn't a fucking joke
 

That what they said when my grandfather almost died of colon cancer.

Have some sympathy, assholes!

"Yes, it does"

"No soap. Radio"

"Do you know how many economists you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!?"

"Walk out? Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

"that's nothing...read the card!"