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xoxoxoBruce 09-29-2019 10:24 PM

Sept 30th, 2019 : Stone Casting, Throwing, Skipping
 
Next time you’re down at the town square stoning (lapidating) some heretic/adulterer/thief/enemy-of-powers-that-be, take a break
from the maiming/killing and take a look around. Notice which ones of the casters has a really good aim and arm.
Which one of your friends and neighbors is scoring the hits that cause the most pain and screams, make the blood splatter.
If you have an outstanding stone chucker you could send them to the Word Championships to possibly bring honor to your tribe.
I don’t think there’s a World People Stoning Competition, but the next best thing is in Scotland.

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Easdale Island is a tiny little island (population: 62) that was once the heart of the Scottish slate mining industry. But after a storm in 1881 flooded the quarries, the mining equipment was stranded underwater, with no way of retrieving them.
Easdale recovered from this loss and now has a thriving tourist industry. The islanders put the disused quarries to good use for swimming, and more recently, the World Stone Skimming Championships.
The World Stone Skimming Championship began in 1983 after an alleged argument in the island’s only pub over who could skim stones the farthest. The competition was resurrected again in 1997 and has continued to grow in popularity. It now attracts competitors from as far afield as Japan and New Zealand.
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Winning the championship is no easy feat, as competitors must follow a set of strict rules. Each contender, who must use stones made of naturally formed Easdale slate, only has three attempts, and the skimmed stone has to bounce on the surface of the water at least two times to be considered valid. Fortunately, there are several categories for entrants to compete within, including one for “old tossers.”
It’s a joyful, at times whimsical, event. People don all sorts of costumes, so scanning the crowd is just as fun as skimming the stones.
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When I was a lad the winner was how many skips regardless of the distance. They were often one and the same but not always. But in the old country those recalcitrant Scots make their own rules.

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Griff 09-30-2019 06:24 AM

Damn, now I want to take a day off to skip stones. I was good, I coulda been a contenda.

fargon 09-30-2019 08:49 AM

Doesn't Limey live there?

Gravdigr 09-30-2019 08:56 AM

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Eating scones and skipping stones.

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sexobon 09-30-2019 09:04 PM

To be chosen to go first, one must meet the standard: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

I'll be going last.

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2019 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1039258)
Damn, now I want to take a day off to skip stones. I was good, I coulda been a contenda.

Did you count skips or distance?

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2019 12:36 AM

By the way. Insh island, 90 acres less than two miles from Easdale, complete with ruins of two croft cottages and a cave where the previous owner lived for 30 years, is on the market for £125,000.

limey 10-01-2019 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1039262)
Doesn't Limey live there?



Yes.


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Griff 10-01-2019 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1039276)
Did you count skips or distance?

Skips, we're not savages!

limey 10-01-2019 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1039288)
Skips, we're not savages!

Yabbut how'd you count the skips at the end when the stone literally ... er ... skims across the surface?

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Griff 10-01-2019 08:18 AM

A child's visual acuity and fisticuffs.

Diaphone Jim 10-01-2019 02:09 PM

I have always liked to skip rocks (the term stones is OK , but skimming sounds illegal).
Wikipedia says the record is 88 skips and 121.8 meters, almost certainly not the same throw or thrower.
I think that the best skipper should be a major league side-arm or submarine pitcher (think Kent Tekulve and Dan Quisenberry). Or maybe Nolan Ryan with a little practice.

One of the sad ways of the world is that when you find the perfect skipping rock, you almost never find it for a second throw.

Gravdigr 10-01-2019 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim (Post 1039309)
I think that the best skipper should be a major league side-arm or submarine pitcher (think Kent Tekulve and Dan Quisenberry).

Here's your best skipper right here:

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Undertoad 10-01-2019 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 1039286)
Yes.

See, this is the kind of detail.

Gravdigr 10-01-2019 07:18 PM

:lol2:


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