Products I half heartedly endorse
 

Old Spice makes pretty good deodorant. Seems to work ok for me, anyway.

You ever just drank a glass of milk? Like, when you're pretty hungry and you just need a little somethin' to get you by?

Cool Ranch Doritos are fairly okay.

Gas station coffee is generally good enough to drink.

I tried Flax milk. Unsweetened vanilla. It was ok. I think I'd buy more. I drank it all before it got old, so that's a good sign. And low carb, too.

Flax Milk? I'll be damned, what'll they think of next! Flax used to yield Linseed Oil.

Still does, I expect. I used it to finish my guitar. They sell flax seed oil in the vitamin isle. I guess it's a question of how they dilute it.