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xoxoxoBruce 03-01-2019 01:08 AM

Stones - may not be safe for work
 
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Breaking stones with a hammer and nail.

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Ouch, I can't even.

fargon 03-01-2019 07:44 AM

That is very Frightening.

EEK!!!

zippyt 03-01-2019 11:03 AM

Nope , just NOPE !!!!!
immagen if the nail slipped !!!!!!

glatt 03-01-2019 12:50 PM

I also see lots of problems with this. The major one being that there is nothing to hold the rock against while you hit it with the long nail. Nail hits rock, rock hits badder. Then you have all these smaller pieces and you're going to just go stabbing around randomly trying to break them all up into even smaller ones?

I've heard of old dudes having a long straw of grass in their hat that they would use to thread up in there and push the rock aside when they had to pee. Each and every time.:thepain:

Griff 03-01-2019 02:07 PM

I hope we're being pranked

Clodfobble 03-01-2019 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I also see lots of problems with this. The major one being that there is nothing to hold the rock against while you hit it with the long nail. Nail hits rock, rock hits badder. Then you have all these smaller pieces and you're going to just go stabbing around randomly trying to break them all up into even smaller ones?

See here for way more information than I ever intended to find. Short answer: it's not just a stabby thing, it's a gripping tool, like a pair of forceps with a little hammer jack built into the middle. Before starting, they reverse-fill the bladder with extra liquid so everything is nice and floaty, then they just wiggle around grabbing and smashing until there's nothing big enough to grab anymore.


Also, for the squeamish gentlemen, it's worth keeping in mind that this was the new and improved treatment because it didn't require surgery, which was also done without anesthetic in those days.

sexobon 03-01-2019 05:18 PM

I heard they called that medical instrument an Excalibur.

Gravdigr 03-02-2019 11:05 AM

I thought it was called an ow-ow-OW-OHFUCK-m'dick-OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gravdigr 03-02-2019 11:09 AM

Without anesthetic's ass! Somebody's gonna hafta knock me smoove the fuck out. No if's, ands, or nails in m'peepee.

sexobon 03-02-2019 11:18 AM

In Chinese medicine, they break it up with chopsticks.

Gravdigr 03-02-2019 12:11 PM

That was an ancient Chinese secret.

Glinda 03-02-2019 01:51 PM

*snort!*


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