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henry quirk

11-23-2018 02:00 PM

archbishop of canterbury sez god is gender-neutral

I'm thinkin' Crom, once He takes notice, is gonna take Welby to the woodshed for that lil proclamation.

Yahweh ain't gonna be none too happy with Justine either.

Eris, She'll just laugh her apple-shaped keister off.

Jehovah-1, He's too busy smitin' alien protozoa to give a flip.

Kina, if She ever wakes up, will crap down his spurtin' neck hole (after she rips his head off).

Pretty much all the Gods and Goddesses are gonna come down in a LARGE way on the Archbishop.

The few that don't are big pussies that don't matter anyway.

DanaC

11-23-2018 02:18 PM

'gender neutral' is how this is being reported - but it's an over simplification

He was responding to someone contending that God is a woman:

Quote:

Justin Welby has rejected Ariana Grande’s suggestion that God is a woman. God, he says, is not male or female

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“God is not male or female,” the archbishop said in a lecture at St Martin-in-the-Fields in London. “God is not definable. All human language about God is inadequate and to some degree metaphorical.”

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“God transcends the human distinction between the sexes,” says the Catholic church catechism of 1993. “He is neither man nor woman: He is God.”

henry quirk

11-23-2018 02:31 PM

autism strikes again

:neutral:

xoxoxoBruce

11-23-2018 10:16 PM

God is omnipotent, capable of boinking anyone at will, summoning any equipment required. Boinked me a few times. :yesnod:

sexobon

11-23-2018 10:40 PM

God is that he is … which depends on what your definition of is, is.

I'm sorry.

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